26/09/2026
Review: FIONAâS PHOBIAS - âDEMOnS Vol 1â EP
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âCanadian band Fiona's Phobias really do deliver on the phrase âsomething for everyoneâ with their newest release, âDEMOnS Vol 1â, covering multiple genres on their quest for imaginative and engaging storytelling. From punk to metal, and all the way to gothic and symphonic, this EP feels like as much a showcase of their ability as it is the soundtrack for a stage show, and it seems that regardless of whether you keep up with whatâs going on, itâs an interesting listen all the same.
âEuphoria is Tragicâ serves as a great opener, with high energy and boisterous punk-fuelled guitar work sending us somewhere closer to pop punk than anything else. What strikes me immediately is how strong the vocals are amongst the already quite impressive instrumentals, transforming the track regardless of genre direction and even remaining similar across tracks, like a narrator in a film. Here, thereâs an alternative metal and rock vibe that manifests in the kind of early 2000s punk rock that is both anthemic and charming. Itâs an upbeat start to the record, utilising a strong rhythm section and great melodies alongside a glimpse of whatâs to come, though this would be the last time we would hear anything close to punk rock. âPlay it Coolâ turns that opener on its head and sends us right into symphonic and theatrical metal territory, something that admittedly isnât my bag, but in context of the rest of the record (as you will see) it actually makes more sense than the previous track. The more theatrical approach allows grandiose swells of a mixture of instruments to build the narrative, and tying it in with metal keeps up the pace too. Something that always sticks out in symphonic metal adjacent genres is that sense of eeriness that comes from the vocal melodies following the guitar lead, and especially here they feel like theyâre almost like strange nursery rhymes. Regardless of my own taste though, itâs musically impressive and the blending of various interesting styles and additional elements adds a bold dimension to the track.
The leading track from the EP, âImaginary Sinsâ, initially feels like it might lean into a more upbeat angle, but reverts back to the feel of âPlay It Coolâ, to the point where (being in the same key and with very similar guitar licks) I actually thought I had hit repeat. They do bring more of the metal side into play with a more distorted guitar tone ripping through, but the bounce of the rhythm is incredibly similar and fairly hard to distinguish without them side by side. One thing I would say is that the inclusion of the heavier guitars works way more effectively in contrast to the symphonic ambience than the âalternative rockâ approach, turning this from feeling like a kids song into something much more sinister and unpredictable. I even end up enjoying the softer parts where the piano takes centre stage - the dynamic contrast helps the heavier hit harder, and the vocal delivery plays the line between the two with ease, even if the lyrics twist us in circles. I understand what theyâre saying, but as soon as I think theyâre focusing on one thing (mental health) the focus shifts elsewhere (âromance is deadâ), and I try to make sense of it again. I assume the intention after all is to make us feel swallowed up and lost within the hurricane of madness, and if so they have succeeded.
Next up is a cover of âBang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)â, which is not the strangest cover Iâve seen included on an EP, and actually it is transformed pretty well to fit in with the general vibe of the record. My only complaint is that itâs actually over too quickly - I would have loved to see the band pull the sections apart a bit more and add some more anticipation and drama. On a record where the tracks are elaborate and intricate, Iâm surprised that the same treatment was not extended as willingly here, but they perform it the way that fits their vision the best, and I cannot fault that. âShe Loves To Kiss That Dollâ is a stark contrast back to the creepiness that suits the band better, and with the symphonic metal formula in full effect it all feels finally aligned. With pulsing drums and tremolo guitars thereâs added intensity and anticipation building, and with the vocals soaring out over the top of the mix thereâs a potential for this to be the centre-piece for the whole record. The stripped back moment of clarity around the refrain of the title is superbly paced, stopping the flow in its tracks but continuing the momentum cleverly, and still keeping the warped nursery rhyme quality that seeps into the foundation of the bandâs sound. The vocals here really are epic too, and itâs a rare time in symphonic metal where I get a melody stuck in my head - excellent control and development of character, made even better the second time around.
Final track âBittersweet Darlingâ is a continuation of the theatrical and dramatic, with rumbling drums setting the steady pulse in this off kilter journey and keeping the audience hypnotised. The lyrics again settle somewhere between a metal opus and twisted lullaby, with even a little motif of âDrunken Sailorâ finding its way into the melody - intentional or not itâs quite jarring in quite a humorous way. Along with these details thereâs a solid foundation of songwriting that the band work from, one that ultimately lends itself well to whichever genre takes their fancy. I will say, while there are moments of unpredictability, the tracks on the whole feel quite safe in their structure, only occasionally breaking out from standard time or into a different pace. That being said, thereâs plenty to take in from each track that develops with multiple listens, but more than anything I find myself coming back to the vocal performance as a highlight each time. The character laced into the performance does a lot to bring each track to life and drive them onwards. In all, as I have felt throughout the record, these are tracks that deserve the theatre, not just physically - I can imagine that if Fionaâs Phobias decided to create visuals to support their music it would be as wild and immersive as the music.
As I mentioned earlier in the review, Iâm not the biggest symphonic fan, so I went into this already with a slight bias against it, and even though I still hold that view I have definitely come out the other side appreciating the genre that little bit more. Sure, the lyrics at times felt like I was listening to the soundtrack to a stage show that I didnât have the visual context for, but I will admit that the songwriting was intriguing and ambitious, and the performances were excellent. It was a strangely experimental listen that stood out as much as it played it safe at times, but the biggest takeaway is that Fionaâs Phobias are obviously unique in their sound, and that should always be embraced and celebrated.â
Written by Evan @ Casual State Audio