
21/09/2025
Disaster and disappointment 😬
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin…
One glorious hot and sunny day, after an idyllic stop in Beilstein, we hit the road in search of our next dream destination. Our sights were set on Cochem along the Mosel river - but when we rolled in, it was absolutely heaving. Every river cruise boat in Europe must’ve docked there at the same time as us, and every parking space was long gone. After a quick conflab, we decided we didn’t want to stop there anyway as it was so busy.
So, plan B it was: Eltz Castle. The drive up was steep, full of hairpins, and kept us well awake! We parked at a quiet (but very uneven) spot and prepped for the walk. Tim advised me about the big step down from the motorhome… and then, in true “me” fashion, I promptly forgot. One misplaced step later and I was flat out on the ground with a sprained ankle, an audience of curious German neighbours peeping discreetly over their paperbacks trying to ignore the antics of the stupid Brits next door. 🙈 A bag of frozen potato wedges were pressed into service as an ice pack 🥔❄️😂.
While Tim and the dogs sweated their way up the castle path in 30° heat, I stayed behind with my foot up, suffering from a severe bout of FOMO. However, when Tim returned, he said it was so steep that he almost wished it had been his ankle that needed resting 🙈.
So that’s me on reduced walking duties for the next few days… but at least Monday’s work day means forced rest! Silver linings ✨.
Sometimes the best travel stories aren’t the ones you plan… they’re the ones that involve potato wedges, nosy neighbours, and a good reminder not to ignore your co-pilot’s advice. Onwards and upwards (once I can walk again)!