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If an opportunity doesn’t knock — build a f**ing door.*

Patter Productions is a brand-new theatrical company dedicated to creating first-class theatre made in Scotland and shared with audiences around the world.

That’s a wrap on The Wizard Wae the Big Bawz.Huge well done to our incredible cast, crew and creative team who worked ab...
27/01/2026

That’s a wrap on The Wizard Wae the Big Bawz.

Huge well done to our incredible cast, crew and creative team who worked absolute magic from start to finish.

But most importantly, thank you to our audiences — everyone who came along, laughed with us, and supported our very first tour.

It was a special one, and not something we’ll forget in a hurry.

Stay tuned for what’s next from Patter Productions ✨

20/01/2026

Our audiences have spoken 💥

The wizard wae the big bawz is what the people want to see!

Thank you to our amazing audiences for being so much fun and for joining us down the yellow council road 💛

⏰ Final chance to see the show this week
📍 The Platform Theatre, Easterhouse

Don’t miss it — tickets are flying! 🎭

https://platform-online.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873679166

What an opening week for Patter Prodcutions presents:The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz. 4 shows, Greenock & Dumbarton, and the...
18/01/2026

What an opening week for Patter Prodcutions presents:

The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz.

4 shows, Greenock & Dumbarton, and the BEST audiences we could ask for 🙌
Have you joined us?

👇 Tell us below!

18/01/2026

🚨 FINAL WEEK ALERT! 🚨
This is your last chance to catch The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz before it hits the road for its final shows in Glasgow!

📍 Platform, Easterhouse
🗓 This Wednesday, Thursday & Saturday
🎟 4 shows only – once they’re gone, they’re GONE!

Starring Sanjeev Kohli in the title role, with Gayle Telfer Stevens as the Wicked Bitch Stinking of Pish and Cherry West as Glinda the Good.

Joined by the fabulous four:
✨ Molly Quinn
✨ Craig MacDougall
✨ Megan McGuire
✨ Andrew Grayson

Big laughs. Big bawz. Big final week.
👉 Book now before it’s too late!

Patter Productions is officially born, and Wizard Wae The Big Bawz opens tonight, ahead of its Scottish tour.Our cast, c...
16/01/2026

Patter Productions is officially born, and Wizard Wae The Big Bawz opens tonight, ahead of its Scottish tour.

Our cast, crew, and creative team have poured their hearts into this, and now it’s time for you—our audience—to enjoy the magic.

Here’s to opening night, bold beginnings, and the future of Patter Productions 🥂

🎟️ Sold out in Greenock
🎟️ Limited availability in Dumbarton & Glasgow

Book now while you still can.

14/01/2026

🔊 Sound on… but cover yer ears!

A wee taste of what you’ve signed yourself up for at our Adult Panto, The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz.

Unreal vocals, big personalities, and plenty of patter to go with it.

🎭 Greenock – just 3 seats left (be quick!)
🎭 The Denny & Dumbarton – scattered availability
🎭 The Platform, Glasgow – good availability

This one’s not hanging about…
👉 Book now before it’s gone!

& just like that… today we pack up our brand new show and hit the road with Wizard Wae: The Big Bawz ✨Huge congratulatio...
14/01/2026

& just like that… today we pack up our brand new show and hit the road with Wizard Wae: The Big Bawz ✨

Huge congratulations to our incredible cast and creative team for an outstanding rehearsal process. The hard work is done — now it’s time to hand it over to the people we’ve made it for… our audiences ❤️

🗓 Touring Scotland: 16th – 24th January
🎟 Book your tickets now and come be part of the magic on the road.

Let’s go 🚐🎭

12/01/2026

The wicked bitch has spoken 🧙🌈
Book your tickets now! We open this Friday and tour across Scotland until 24th of Jan.

09/01/2026

Our cast have spoken — and rehearsals are running like a piss-up in a brewery 🍻

The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz opens next week, before hitting the road across Greenock, Dumbarton, and Glasgow.

Fast, fearless, and full of chaos — you do not want to miss this.

🎟 Book your tickets now.

05/01/2026

Day 1 of rehearsals complete and what a time we are having searching for the Wizard Wae The Big Bawz!

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Custom House Quay
Greenock
PA15 1HJ

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