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If an opportunity doesn’t knock — build a f**ing door.*

Patter Productions is a brand-new theatrical company dedicated to creating first-class theatre made in Scotland and shared with audiences around the world.

JACK AND HIS BIG BEANSTALK — ON SALE NOW!It’s BIG. It’s FILTHY. And it’s coming your way! Following the sell-out success...
21/08/2026

JACK AND HIS BIG BEANSTALK — ON SALE NOW!

It’s BIG. It’s FILTHY. And it’s coming your way!

Following the sell-out success of The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz, Patter Productions is back with a brand-new ADULTS-ONLY PANTO!

Get ready for outrageous comedy, cheek, charm, audience banter and more innuendo than you can shake yer stauner at!

🎭 JACK AND HIS BIG BEANSTALK
🔞 Strictly 18+
📅 February 2027
📍 Ayr • Largs • Greenock • Dumbarton • Aberdeen • Glasgow

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!

👇 BOOK YOUR TICKETS HERE 👇
https://www.patter-productions.com/tickets

Grab yer pals, leave the weans at hame and get ready for another night of PURE PATTER!

Right Scotland... you've been asking, so here it is! 👀After selling out with The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz, we thought we'...
31/07/2026

Right Scotland... you've been asking, so here it is! 👀

After selling out with The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz, we thought we'd go even bigger...

🌿 Jack and His Big Beanstalk is coming this February 2027 on a full Scottish tour!

Expect BIG laughs, BELTUR songs, filthy gags, plenty of audience Patter and one VERY big beanstalk...

Tour dates are dropping soon, so keep your eyes peeled.

Grab your pals, leave the weans at hame, and get ready for another night of pure Patter!

03/07/2026

We’re back with our first announcement of the year… 👀

We’ve been working away on something very exciting behind the scenes, but before we reveal that…

It’s time to talk about the 2027 Adult Panto Tour! 🎭

What are you hoping to see? Any predictions? Any dream casting?

Drop your thoughts in the comments below… ⬇️

Big news from us… our brand new website is officially LIVE! 🚀Go check it out at www.patter-productions.comYou can now al...
05/05/2026

Big news from us… our brand new website is officially LIVE! 🚀
Go check it out at www.patter-productions.com

You can now also reach us directly at [email protected]

2026 is shaping up to be a huge year, with two brand new productions already commissioned… and we’re just getting started.

We can’t wait to take you on the journey 🎬

That’s a wrap on The Wizard Wae the Big Bawz.Huge well done to our incredible cast, crew and creative team who worked ab...
27/01/2026

That’s a wrap on The Wizard Wae the Big Bawz.

Huge well done to our incredible cast, crew and creative team who worked absolute magic from start to finish.

But most importantly, thank you to our audiences — everyone who came along, laughed with us, and supported our very first tour.

It was a special one, and not something we’ll forget in a hurry.

Stay tuned for what’s next from Patter Productions ✨

20/01/2026

Our audiences have spoken 💥

The wizard wae the big bawz is what the people want to see!

Thank you to our amazing audiences for being so much fun and for joining us down the yellow council road 💛

⏰ Final chance to see the show this week
📍 The Platform Theatre, Easterhouse

Don’t miss it — tickets are flying! 🎭

https://platform-online.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873679166

What an opening week for Patter Prodcutions presents:The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz. 4 shows, Greenock & Dumbarton, and the...
18/01/2026

What an opening week for Patter Prodcutions presents:

The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz.

4 shows, Greenock & Dumbarton, and the BEST audiences we could ask for 🙌
Have you joined us?

👇 Tell us below!

18/01/2026

🚨 FINAL WEEK ALERT! 🚨
This is your last chance to catch The Wizard Wae The Big Bawz before it hits the road for its final shows in Glasgow!

📍 Platform, Easterhouse
🗓 This Wednesday, Thursday & Saturday
🎟 4 shows only – once they’re gone, they’re GONE!

Starring Sanjeev Kohli in the title role, with Gayle Telfer Stevens as the Wicked Bitch Stinking of Pish and Cherry West as Glinda the Good.

Joined by the fabulous four:
✨ Molly Quinn
✨ Craig MacDougall
✨ Megan McGuire
✨ Andrew Grayson

Big laughs. Big bawz. Big final week.
👉 Book now before it’s too late!

Patter Productions is officially born, and Wizard Wae The Big Bawz opens tonight, ahead of its Scottish tour.Our cast, c...
16/01/2026

Patter Productions is officially born, and Wizard Wae The Big Bawz opens tonight, ahead of its Scottish tour.

Our cast, crew, and creative team have poured their hearts into this, and now it’s time for you—our audience—to enjoy the magic.

Here’s to opening night, bold beginnings, and the future of Patter Productions 🥂

🎟️ Sold out in Greenock
🎟️ Limited availability in Dumbarton & Glasgow

Book now while you still can.

Address

Custom House Quay
Greenock
PA15 1HJ

Telephone

+441415529600

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