05/01/2026
Dear Bargains With Josh
Ryan Mason here, the manager of West Bromwich Albion. Im writing to you because once again the club is gewin down the pon and we cor seem to score sod all. I was hoping you would sign to the club and sort this bunch of berks out, cor pay much, weme skint as useuall, but we will sort yow out a balti pie at half time?
What you recon me mon?
We ay expecting miracles, but we need a bargain...
Cheers ya boster, Ryan