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⭐️⭐️On a Break⭐️⭐️

💖Sober.
🧠Brain doing its own thing.
✨ADHDer.
😂Sarcasm Daily.
✍️Writer with bite + a 🍬🦷.
✨Recovering out loud.
💪ED | CFS/ME | Myopia.

❌🍸🥳12.11.19🥳🍸❌.

26/04/2025

Well, there’s a first time for everything…🤦‍♀️

Voice ?? Basically gone. Started Thursday night and now I’m left with this weird squeaky situation that’s somewhere between Marge Simpson and Tiny Tim. 🤣Honestly, I sound ridiculous and I’m not even mad about it.😂

I don’t usually do voice notes 😫🤢(they give me the ick… although, to be fair, the ick gives me the ick), but this voice ? Might just have to start a whole new series of reels with this . 😜

Now—some people might be thrilled that I’ve finally shut up a bit (enjoy it while it lasts)🤣, BUT… here’s the thing.

Last week, someone tried to squash that voice. In the most disgusting, dismissive way—and it properly floored me. Took the fire out of me for a bit. 😔But not for long.🖕

Because I’ve been through too much, fought too hard, and climbed out of too many dark places to let anyone make me feel small. Whether you’re in a Consultants clinic or on the street—if you try to shut me down, I’ll just shout louder (in squeaks, for now).🖕🙋‍♀️😂

So yeah, I might sound like a cartoon character right now—but my voice still counts. And I’m still going to use it. ✨🫶🙌💜

Happy Saturday Homies ! 🤣













21/04/2025

Awwww Bank Holiday Monday!! 🤣🫶😆🐣

Now, I don’t usually like Mondays… 🤨but a Bank Holiday Monday hits different!🤩

It’s funny though( Well not 🤦‍♀️) — thinking back to my drinking days, Easter Bank Holiday Monday was usually spent hanging out my arse, rougher than a piece of sandpaper.😝

We’d celebrate JC’s big day on the Sunday… ✝️🐣and by “celebrate” I obviously mean get absolutely buttholed on the finest selection of holy wine and whatever else was going.🤦‍♀️😜

I’d always wake up the next morning swearing on my life-

“That’s it, I’m done drinking. Giving it up. Fresh start.”

But just like JC, ✝️😂I’d make a comeback (with style, I might add)… usually by that same evening! Yep. Back on it. Repeat for a couple of decades.🖕

I was one of those people who believed if one glass of wine was “good for you” (cheers to those expert clowns for that advice🤦‍♀️) — then surely a whole bottle was really good for me….Or two….Or three!

Did I want the wine ??🍷
You bet Shiraz I did. 😂

Could I cut back and be ‘sensible’ ??
Sure… I’d order a little Marteeeeeeniii and pretend I was all classy. 🫣

And let’s not forget the next morning cure-
Black coffee, headache pills, the hard stuff (if it got that bad)… and the holy grail- Original Lucazade and Dairylea on white toast….I know.🫣😆

But the only thing that ever really “fixed” the hangover ?
Another drink🍷 …And round and round we’d go.

I thought I had control.
Truth is — I didn’t.

So I had to stop. Simple as that.

I Accepted I was addicted, faced it, dealt with it.🫶🙌

And here I am — this Bank Holiday Monday …
5 years, 5 months and counting.💪✨

These days, WE run the show.
And I’m forever grateful for that.🫶

And the best part ??
I’m Still just as annoying sober — some things you just can’t fix!🤣😂

Whatever you’re up to today — eat the chocolate, dodge the hangovers, and be kind to your brilliant self. 🫶😍🐣

📸..Old pic in a beer garden .. I was good at Beer Garden Drinking 😜🙋‍♀️🤩😎










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