Hilton Mental Crew

13/07/2025

13/07/2025

30/04/2025

Statement from leader of the Hilton Mental Crew, Mr Glen Shiel:
"We would like to clarify that the senseless vandalism at the Cathedral had nothing to do with us. It was actually carried out by those fannies at the Highfield Mountaineering Club, alright? They hate anything that's not a hill or a bloody bothy (whatever the f*ck that is).
Anyway... anyone wanna buy a t-shirt? 😀"

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Hilton-Mental-CRew-Logo-by-invtouristboard/170345380.IJ6L0

28/06/2024

Astronauts train in Hilton, Inverness as inaugural launch from Scotland's first spaceport edges ever closer. 🚀👨‍🚀

02/05/2024

This came up in our memories today!
The Hilton Mental Crew young team on a trip to Buckfast Abbey back in the day. 🍷
Great days. ♥️

09/04/2024

Hilton Mental Crew Kung Fu Chip Shop Tuesdays! 🥋
Come join Sensei Karate Kev and Senpai Tyler the Wideo as the gang train every Tuesday night, 7pm behind Hilton Chip Shop.

Chips will be provided at break time but please bring your own Capri-Suns🧃

05/04/2024

Thank god for that! 🙌
Unlucky Merkinch mad boys - you're still getting a slaggin' ya breeds!

27/01/2024

New family size vapes available from Balloan Road Scotmid! 👌

21/01/2024

Catch the crew on the brand new Netflix series 'Is it Cake Or Dog Dirt?' - Hilton Edition

The Merkinch mad boys were on it too, but they were pretty sh*te at spotting the sh*te.
Which is ironic cos they mainly stink of sh*te.

17/01/2024

Old Jock from Evan Barron Road has been out all morning chopping away at the pond in Castle Heather Park for the birds. 🦆
Christ knows why he does it in the buff, but I'm no asking him. 🥶🥶🥶

10/01/2024

Old Jim from Druid Road was in the paper about them tryna take away his best pal. 😢
Go on yersel', Jim! ✊

08/01/2024

Big Skelp won that round. Hughie was disqualified for biting with his one wee tooth.
Standard, eh!

The Old Boy Wrestling Championship sponsored by Moray Cup kicked off today in OldTown Road! 🤼

Old boys from around the Highland capital will be oiling up and making their way to Hilton all week to represent their area in a competition described as "Mad Max in a nursing home" by That's No Right magazine.

Here we see reigning 2023 champ Skelp McSeepage from the Hilton Mental Crew take on challenger Hughie Gout from the Merkinch mad boys.
A great day out for all the family. 😃