Antigen Records

01/11/2025

Have you recently been mis-sold a record deal promising rapid career advancement, critical recognition and suspiciously vague fiscal returns by an obscure record label based in Ipswich?

These men have. And they now need YOUR help to keep their dreams alive. Follow the guidance below to find out how.

23/10/2025

Friday night is your chance to get up close and personal with Earth Mother Fu**er, as they swap the big stage for the cosier confines of the Commons Café at The Minories in Colchester.

We’ve hired an intimacy coordinator for frontman Bruce MacGregor, who is notoriously uncomfortable when his audience gets too close. Please respect his wishes and stay away the Minories on Friday night. If you must come, please do not offer him treats or ask him to perform tricks.

Support: Artificially Yours and Croft.

Doors open 7.30pm. Ticket information concealed below.

22/10/2025

New to antigen - Pound Land (the band).

Pound Land describe themselves as “post-industrial kitchen-sink punk-dirge absurdism for a dogsh*t-dull Britain”.

Other people describe them as “monotonous” and “a horrible mess of noise that makes you physically hurt”.

Imagine a remorseless lo-fi grind, one part noise-rock, one part No Wave, with squealing ejaculations of electronic noise and soprano sax punctuating the world’s most apocalyptic midlife crisis.

After a clutch of cassettes and lathe-cuts on Cruel Nature Records, Pound Land are now poised to release their pressed vinyl debut on antigen - an 'audiophile' version of their magnum opus, Mugged.

The new edition has been remastered for vinyl by Pete Maher, whose credits include Snow Patrol, Lana Del Rey and the UK's Eurovision entries from 2018 to 2024. If that's your thing, you should immediately locate the pre-order instructions below.

PS. Pound Land don't have a band page, but they do have a friendly Facebook group you can join here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/213668951768187/

22/09/2025

People obsessed with multiples of ten will celebrate anything. Under-employed antigen PR drone Jason feigns indifference to his 50th, as the Antigen Internet Radio show reaches another improbable milestone in its mission to alienate listeners in Southend and beyond.

Music by humans, for humans. Streaming now on Ship Full of Bombs - Thames Delta Independent Music Radio Station

Navigate your way to the show by following the instructions in the comments.

Track list:

Ahmed Muin – Anne-Sophie Malmberg sings with the drones
SANAM – حريق
Rev Simpkins – Bleephead
John Callaghan – Emote Control
Nina Nastasia – Happiness
Mincer – Boneheads F**k Off
Hello Kitty Fun Land – Cutesywootsystyle
Bob Vylan – We Live Here
Nurse With Wound Official – Refrain (If I Must Die)
Eno and The Winkies – Baby’s on Fire
Makan Ashgvari – The Battle Itself
ARSE – Shame Bomb
This Heel – Slasher and Mr. Dice
Ben Brown – Coffee & Oranges
Pound Land – F**k Off to Mars

06/09/2025

Many (belated) happy returns to DJ Zaphod MAnn, who turned 70 last month! If I ever grow up, I want to grow up to be like him - living in a cave and making radio. Hopefully with the same insatiable enthusiasm for discovering new music.

Zaph very kindly played another deep cut from the latest Rev Simpkins album on his globally syndicated show, The Beat Goes On (formerly the In Memory Of John Peel Show). You can listen to The Brink from Headwater, and loads of other weird and wonderful stuff, right here: https://inmemoryofjohnpeel.com/2025/08/23/the-beat-goes-on-20250822-026-podcast-playlist/

04/09/2025

Yesterday’s news, today! Under-employed antigen factotum Jason returns after an unexplained absence, with a nostalgia-packed 50th episode of the Antigen Internet Radio show. Crammed full of last month’s current affairs: non-binary terror, UKIP st*****rs, and the solicitors on the front line, protecting bread-loving Zionists from the beanie badge menace.

Find out the ugly truth about Bob Vylan... More shocking than anything at Glastonbury! Plus, as AI relieves humans of the burden of creating art, discover how you can help Daniel Ek develop the autonomous strike drone capacity that will protect his vision of the future.

And, after five years and fifty episodes of putting listeners at ease with inappropriate comments about seaside people, Jason finally seeks help to discover why he’s not responsible for anything he says on the radio.

Listening instructions below. Only on Ship Full of Bombs - Thames Delta Independent Music Radio Station

02/08/2025

John Callaghan will be at the Museum of Comedy tomorrow - Sunday 3 August. Is this because his jokes are old and need to be preserved as part of our cultural heritage? Is he is being exhibited as a national treasure? Is it for a third reason I can't be bothered to invent to satisfy the rhetorical rule of three?

No... John will be delighting crowds with his Cabaret Electro show, as part of the Camden Fringe.

Everything is explained in the accompanying video. Ticket details below.

Also sprach Jubie Andrews!I'll be performing at the Museum Of Comedy in London on August 3rd 2025.https://camdenfringe.com/events/john-callaghans-cabaret-ele...

06/07/2025

"I haven't heard anything like that in this studio... EVER" - Paul Dupree is left stunned when his reaction to a live version of Bleephead by Rev Simpkins is turned into a clickbait headline on the antigen records page, designed to entice casual readers into clicking 'see more'.

Paul chats with the Rev'd Matthew Simpkins about music, meningitis and the genius of John Callaghan. And he discovers how Bloaty Head from Theme Hospital inspired their recent video collaboration. Features two exclusive live tracks.

Listen on Chelmsford's one and only City Sound Radio (Rev chat approximately 40 minutes in): https://www.mixcloud.com/CitySoundChelmsford/transmission-w-paul-dupree-guest-rev-simpkins-020725/

05/07/2025

In an auspicious move that bodes well for the their chance of securing promotion next season, Ipswich Town Football Club launch their 25/26 home and away kits to the sound of Beehive by Gaffa Tape Sandy.

If you can't afford 60 quid for a shirt, you can still show your support* by purchasing a vocal version of the soundtrack on 7" for a mere £7 from: https://antigenrecords.com/releases/meat-head-beehive/

* For antigen records (not affiliated with ITFC in any way). All proceeds will be wasted on releasing more records.

04/07/2025

Update to Wednesday’s post. Human recording artist Ben Brown is at risk of losing his primary revenue stream – eating vegetables for likes on Instagram – after Spotify CEO Daniel Ek unveiled a new AI-powered cucumber-eating machine, which can masticate salad items into unrecognisable pulp without any human intervention.

The device was developed by his tech bro pals at Helsing AI, during downtime from designing autonomous strike drones to ethically protect our common democratic values.

Ek hopes the machine will provide monthly subscribers with guilt-free mechanised mulching entertainment, without the tiresome inconvenience of compensating individual artists like Ben for their vegetable-based creative output.

Is this ethical? Let us know in the comments.

PS. I know cucumbers are fruit. Don't make me block you.

02/07/2025

We received a message yesterday from human recording artist Ben Brown (pictured below, eating a cucumber for attention) warning us about The Velvet Sundown, a band he believes to be made entirely of AI.

Although I suspect an elaborate publicity stunt by a real band so musically unadventurous they just sound like someone typed “create soulless dinner party music for people who find The War On Drugs too edgy” into ChatGPT, I genuinely hope they are the product of a malign machine intelligence lurking in a network of fibre-optic cables.

Then, we’ll finally have the future Spotify CEO Daniel Ek imagined for us all – AI-generated music, curated by streaming algorithms, for a fake audience of bots. And all we humans have to do is work 40-hour weeks to generate the power to run the servers.

But you might not agree. You might prefer a future listening to Ben Brown, whose work is in many ways the opposite of Artificial Intelligence. It is real. And he posts clips of himself on Instagram, eating salad vegetables for likes.

Do you have an opinion? If so, vote now and we'll let the internet decide.

29/06/2025

A tough choice for fans of Nigel Farage at 5pm today. Do they tune in to Rod Stewart at Glastonbury to hear an 80-year-old multi-millionaire exhort the crowd to 'give Farage a chance'?

Or do they head to Leigh-on-Sea to meet the musician who will be responsible for ministering to Nigel's spiritual needs, as his local Anglican priest, when he takes over at St. James's and St. Christopher's in Clacton-on-Sea and Jaywick, in September.

Catch Rev Simpkins performing at the Fishermen's Chapel at 5pm today, as part of Leigh Folk Festival.