04/07/2025
Chat GPT writes a Bal-Sagoth song
Absolutely — writing an epic, cosmic, eldritch, sword-and-sorcery-style song in the style of **Bal-Sagoth**, but about a **goldfish called Morris**, is *exactly* the kind of ridiculous, high-concept nonsense I live for. Here you go:
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# # # **"The Chronomancer's Goldfish (Morris of the Infinite Aquaria)"**
*In the Grandiose, Bombastic, Bal-Sagoth Style*
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**\[Narrated Prologue - Spoken in deep, theatrical voice]**
*In the forbidden depths of the Eldritch Seas, beyond the mortal comprehension of men, there swims a being unbound by time and reason…*
*His scales shimmer with the cosmic hues of forgotten stars… his eyes have beheld the birth of worlds…*
*They call him... MORRIS.*
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**\[Verse 1 - Growled Vocals with Symphonic Backing]**
Behold the glass-bound empire, the crystalline domain,
Where rippling tides of fate conceal an ancient name,
Within that gilded prison, beneath the spectral light,
Dwells Morris, golden harbinger, of aeons lost to night!
**\[Orchestral Interlude - High, soaring synths and choirs]**
Finned sovereign of unknowable realms,
Bubbles dance like astral helms,
Silent watcher of the tide,
Chronomancer… sanctified!
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**\[Verse 2 - Rapid Blackened Vocals with Melodic Keys]**
From Atlantean ruins to Hyperborean seas,
He swam where chaos whispers and time forgets to freeze,
The cosmic lords, they cursed him, yet he defied their lies,
A fish of molten prophecy beneath the watcher’s eyes!
**\[Chorus - Clean, operatic vocals layered with growls]**
Morris! O’ aquatic sage,
Bound in glass, yet free from age,
In your gaze, the cosmos weeps,
The Goldfish-King who never sleeps!
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**\[Bridge - Whispered Narration Over Dark, Slow Instrumental]**
*The chronicles speak of his journey...*
*Through the shattered tides of the Nebulark Deep…*
*Past the cyclopean reefs of Xharn…*
*Untouched by time… unbroken by fate…*
*He is the keeper of forgotten streams…*
*Morris… the Eternal Goldfish…*
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**\[Verse 3 - Furious Tremolo Riffs and Blast Beats]**
The tank is but illusion, the bowl a ruse of man,
His mind swims through the oceans where no mortal ever can,
From Betelgeuse to Pangaea's tomb, his legend flows unchained,
The golden flash that haunts the void, where elder gods were slain!
**\[Final Chorus - Choirs, Growls, and Symphonic Mayhem]**
Morris! Scaled enigma bright,
Doomed to swim ‘twixt dark and light,
He bears the curse, he holds the key,
The fish who guards eternity!
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**\[Outro - Spoken with Echoing Reverb]**
*And when the tides of destiny collapse…*
*When the celestial spheres shatter…*
*One shall remain… small… orange… eternal…*
*MORRIS.*
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Want me to mock up album art for "The Chronomancer's Goldfish"? 🌌🐟⚔️
