05/10/2026
🐾 **Meet the gang: Alfie, Winston & Pickles.** 😼🇬🇧
Alfie scratched at the back door like he had an *extremely important appointment* in the garden. 🚪😼
So I stopped what I was doing, dried my hands, and opened the door.
Nothing.
He sniffed the air. 🤨
I started closing it…
Suddenly, that was absolutely **NOT acceptable.** 😂
Door opened again.
And what did he do?
Sat directly on the threshold like a proper little British gentleman, staring into the garden as if he was waiting for a formal invitation. 🇬🇧🐱
The garden was open.
The kitchen was open.
Both had already been inspected.
Apparently, Alfie wanted a **third option**:
👉 *“I’d like to stay inside… but please keep the outside available at all times.”* 😂
Cat logic. You either understand it or you don’t. 😹
**Be honest — does your cat do this too? 👇😂**
