Uchman comedy

02/08/2025

So Ogechi Okeke Njàka posted a video of herself positioning her wig looking into the camera without uttering a word. I quickly rushed into the comment section to see what our gossip family has to say lo and behold it was a whole village of scenario.

Our Queen u are welcome, The Original Queen is back and some said no more come to Nigeria used by ppl to threaten our queen. All these were coming from core Ogechi suppoŕters but on the majority was what u dont want to hear.

A whole lot of ppl were saying no more Cho cho cho, You are finally humbled, Ÿour colour has changed, Maryam na ur mate? Now u should mind how u talķ in this app and etc.

Well reality is that no one goes to prison and return to the society the sàme thats why its called correctional centre. One thing synonymous with èx con̈victs is the slogan "Allegedly " they learn̈ to use it there. Before u put out allegations on ppl you gotta be wary of the consequences.

Ogechi is no longer the Queen from the day she walked into the Prison and spent over 30 days. A kingdom doesn't ŕemain stagnant bcos of a captured monarch noo... Her office let another take and ever since then Chisom Amah has been wearing the crown. How the mighty has fallen.

Right now we àŕe l99king forward to the official coronation of the new Queen which i strongly believe would hold upon her return from China but nobody should tag the crown made in China. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

All haiĺ the power of the new QUEEN.
The deposed Queen has had her time.
The kìngdom must have a ruler
Pity to men who are ruled in this kingdom.
Men who subjected themselves to be ruled by women like they are fortunate enough.
Obi nwanyi nachi... nsogbu di ya hoha.

There is time for everything under the SUN.
Time for gossip and time for Prison
Time to wear a crown and time to Stripthe crown.
Time for glory and time for Shame
Time for bragging and time for low kèy.
Time to shine abroad and time to stay local.
Time for MC DONALD'S and tym for Nri Nga
Van̈ity! Vanity!! Vanity¡!! Is all i see

A wise woman is the çrown of her husband and the jewel of her family. A good wife is known for shamefacedness. She talks slowly and admonishes where necessary. She doesn't impress to take glory as that belongs to her husband. Shes careful not to drag her families name to the public an̈d that virtue ìs what attracts ppl to enquire if there are more ladies left in her fathers compound for marriage. Wherever she goes she carries her glory around. Her beauty radiates and not the type of beauty marketed and distributed worldwide by facebook and tiktok.
She doesn't challenge men to a verbal fight neither does she seek validation from bandwagon of jobless men and women who roam pages searching for gossips.

You can̈not give what you dont have. Be at peace with everybody and stay away from friends who claps and cheers at every stupid acts of yours they are more dangerous than Iranian missiles.

Say no to ChoCho Cho
Say no to fake crown

A woman can only have a female organ.

Beware of Hype men from Zion.

Onowu Igbo.

17/07/2025

😳😱How Did Buhari Know It Was The End?🤔😭 felt as though Buhari sensed it was a journey of no return when he stepped out of his Kaduna home for his London trip. 😳😱The late former president paused for a moment, lifted his hands in solemn prayer before entering the waiting car. 😭He never returned home alive 😭

13/07/2025

Celebrating my 5th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

25/06/2025

One job I will never do in my life, they risk everything, they are paid peanut, no health insurance, no good life

Do you believe that a soldier with a rank (v) is not earning up to 75k a month?

Just take a look at the hospital where people who sacrificed their life for this country are been treated ?🤔

19/06/2025

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19/06/2025

Rate Tinubu's performance accordingly: A1, B1, C1, E8, D7, F9

19/06/2025

A word is enough for the wise

19/06/2025

An Open Letter to Angela Nwosu – The Smartest Woman on Facebook . By Awuzie Frankline ✍️

Dear Angela Nwosu (aka Maami Water International),

I just want to congratulate you – because honestly, you’re the smartest woman I’ve ever seen on social media. The rest of us are out here struggling with 9 to 5 jobs, but you? You turned Facebook into a spiritual market and cash-out center.

It all started with you dropping those wild videos talking boldly about Gbola and Kpekus. People gathered like flies to honey. Before we could say “Amen,” boom! You became Ezenwanyi, turned into Maami Water, and opened shop for spiritual items — from magic rings to waist beads and husband-fetching perfumes. You knew what you were doing.

And who were your biggest customers? Frustrated ladies tired of begging one boyfriend to call them back. They came running, calling you Maami and ready to swear their life on your blue eyes. Some even fought anyone who dared question you. I remember them well – those Facebook warriors in your comment section throwing curses like holy water.

You didn’t just sell spiritual items — you sold hope in a bottle, and business was booming! You even gave out recharge cards and small gifts, just enough to keep your followers shouting “Maami bless me” like praise singers.

But when things started to scatter—when people began realizing that your love soaps and ring sets weren’t working—what did you do? You slowed down, quietly rebranded, and guess what? You used your Facebook fame to grab yourself a husband. Strategic queen!

Then you told your fans that God said you’ll only have one child. That one still cracks me up because today, you’re out here with more than one baby, smiling in Dubai and enjoying the soft life. A whole Maami Water that should be chilling inside one river is now flying first class while her fans are stuck in Ewu Junction waiting for spiritual alerts.

Now, you’ve fully turned into a family content creator, posting your husband, your babies, your travels — while the same people who used to insult me for calling out your hustle are still in my comment section, angry for nothing 😂.

Honestly, Angela, teach me this your Facebook magic. I want to become a spiritual consultant too. I’m ready to sell yellow eyes and powerful waist chains. Just mentor me small, let me join this your cool business. You’re not just Maami — you’re Maami the Mogul. With laughter and fake spiritual oil,

Your future apprentice,
PAAPI Water of Facebook

16/06/2025

Danielle already a graduate, Yul still buying pampers in the market. A man who has grown-up children is now starting afresh to raise kids. May we never take a decision that will set us back.