Long Cat Media

08/09/2026

It's Mockery Manor release day!
We give you S4E2 - JAWS OF THE MONSTER
Out now in all the usual places (except Spotify, obs)

"If you wish to learn, you must walk into the jaws of the monster"

S4E2 - JAWS OF THE MONSTER

Out now on all the podcast platforms (except Spotify), and on our Bandcamp under Mockery Manor Season 4!

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Previously on Mockery Manor... JJ and Parker welcome the old bigwigs of Wizzzard Entertainment to The Whimsy, Margot Mockery's theme park cruise ship. Margot rehearses the ship's musical, The Spirit Of The Manor with special guest star Lydia, and tasks JJ and Parker's new assistant, Frances, with spying on Urs Muller, a wealthy Wizzzard who is yet to invest in The Whimsy. Meanwhile, cruise director Davina is stuck on land with norovirus, and the ship's doctor hasn't turned up either! But all is not lost - the mysterious and beautiful ship's nurse, Debbie, has found a last minute locum.

05/09/2026

The final Zoom rehearsal* before tomorrow's live show at the London Podcast Festival!

Still time to get a ticket and come along to:
An Audience With Madame Magenta (& Bernard)
Sunday 6th Sep, 4:30pm
Kings Place, London

Tickets in comments below!

*featuring Laurence LongCat in a Travelodge in Tewkesbury

02/09/2026

Title reveal! This Sunday, Madame Magenta & Bernard will be at the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place, and the live show will feature a brand new episode of the M&B's Paranormal Investigations series.

Come along to hear this never-before-told casefile, entitled...
BEECH PARTY 🌳🪩🎉

Ticket link in comments!

31/08/2026

ATTN! Today is the last day that Kings Place is offering 20% off all shows at the London Podcast Festival.

You have until midnight tonight (Aug 31) to get tickets for our live show this Sunday for the reduced price of £12 with the code PODFEST20 at checkout.

We're really looking forward to the show, and hope to see you there! Link in comments, obvs.

30/08/2026

TONIGHT! We are streaming live as always, and paying tribute to some legends. Come join us for chat, music, live fortune telling, and raising money for Save the Children. 8pm UK time (3pm ET) on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.

DONATE HERE: https://gvwhl.com/XLGMC

30/08/2026

TONIGHT! We are streaming live as always, and paying tribute to some legends. Come join us for chat, music, live fortune telling, and raising money for Save the Children. 8pm UK time (3pm ET) on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. Link below!

29/08/2026

Pssst! Neko! Did you know you can get 20% off tickets for “An Audience with Madame Magenta (& Bernard)” at London Podcast Festival on Sep 6th by entering PODFEST20 at the checkout? But hurry - it only lasts until Monday 31st at midnight.

OH NO! Did you, the reader, hear that too? Dammit, now you too can also have 20% off YOUR tickets!

And OH NO the link is in the comments so you know exactly where to get them from!

23/08/2026

Magenta & Bernard are back after a week away battling dark forces! And this week, we are raising money for International Rescue Committee. Tune in from 8pm UK time! That's 3pm ET for our friends across the pond.

DONATE HERE: https://gvwhl.com/H4AG5

AND book tickets for our live show HERE! https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/an-audience-with-madame-magenta-bernard/

23/08/2026

Bernard the Druid (and the new arrivals at Long Cat Towers 🐓) would like to invite you to:

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD)
at the London Podcast Festival, Kings Place
September 6th, 4:30pm
Tickets £16 (£8 concessions)

Live fortune telling from Magenta, live music from Bernard, and a special new episode of M&B's Paranormal Investigations (with guest star Beth Eyre)!

Ticket link in comments below!

22/08/2026

Ta-da! We're back at it tomorrow, after dark forces postponed our last live stream. Come join us at the usual time of 8PM UK time (3pm ET) on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch and Instagram, as we raise money for International Rescue Committee! Link below...