Continental Telegraph

12/10/2021

Aunt Agatha has been published!

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31/03/2020

https://www.continentaltelegraph.com/digital-care-package-over-100-of-free-goodies/

Across the globe, we’re adjusting to a new reality. Socially distancing ourselves from loved ones and adapting to new routines, even if temporary, can be incredibly challenging. We wanted to take this opportunity to send you a digital care package. Below you’ll find over £100 of materials. A mi...

30/03/2020

Social Distancing Is Important, Folks!

21/03/2020

Still gets me every time.

20/03/2020

Amazingly this is a real headline

Amazingly, not from the Babylon Bee: Baltimore Mayor Jack Young urged residents to put down their guns and heed orders to stay home after multiple people were shot Tuesday night amidst the coronavirus

20/03/2020

We're late

A report from the United States, one of the places less affected - no, do not laugh, this is true, less affected - with this bureaucracy than many others: I've been working on an N95 mask product

20/03/2020

Some people will just use any excuse

This would actually be a fairly cute manner of enforcing political control of the private sector economy if it was actually meant as written. However, given that it comes from the pen of the Sage of E

20/03/2020

Best information we've got:

We do know that the coronavirus - or CORVID-19 - is going to spread in Africa. But we have a certain problem with knowing how badly. In fact, we have a certain problem with knowing much about any dise

20/03/2020

We should not have to pay for it is the answer:

From our Swindon correspondent: From the Guardian But we have arrived abruptly in a different era. From our new perspective, adrift in the most significant public health crisis of our age, those days

20/03/2020

A horrible and important question:

This is not to say that this is entirely correct but it is something that we do have to think about. What if coronavirus, Covid-19, is really just the old man's friend in a new guise? It being ne

20/03/2020

The costs of socialism

How tall a skyscraper could socialists have built from their victims, as a monument to socialism? Some quick maths. The average human skeleton weighs about 10kg and as a standard building brick weighs