01/04/2025
🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI DJ App Leaked! 🚨
We’ve learned that the world’s first fully autonomous AI DJ, DJ On Tha Drop, has just completed the final stages of testing after adding data from a recent festival to the learning model. Now, it seems that the team behind DOTD is ready to unleash AI onto the crowds having signed to some of the the biggest stages on the festival circuit of 2025!
Early claims suggest that DJ On Tha Drop is using cutting-edge algorithms and a perfect track selection to:
🎧 Read the crowd’s energy with 99.9% accuracy
🔥 Instantly remix any track on the fly
🎵 Never miss a transition—ever!
🎤 Even handle MC duties with AI-generated hype!
Data points used to train the model include phone camera usage during sets, crowd volume and the frequency of cheers as well as the length of queues at toilets during certain tracks – the creators of DJ On Tha Drop claim that this info will keep humans dancing for longer.
The initial reaction has been mixed, with some DJs clearly worried about their careers, while others are challenging DJ BotDrop to a battle! 🤖⚡
What do you think? Would you dance to a robot DJ, or is this the end of real DJing as we know it?! Drop your thoughts below! ⬇️
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