09/12/2024
Goodnight jokesπππ
1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grassπ, because you're the only ewu π Hausa in my heartπ€ππ
2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and runπ₯Ίπππ
3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continueπππ
4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship startππππ
5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destinyπππ
6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happyπ until she asked me to send her MTN creditπππ
7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for livingππππ
8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throwπ their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng" πππ
9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your fingerπ" π€ππ
10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use xΒ²+y+8[(x+2yΒ²=a-z)]+2xΒ³+(-2z=24)+10y-5zΒ³=k=9 in real life. Idiotπππ
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