The Tragic Mum

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🧺 Single Essex Mum running an ironing side-hustle.
🤪 Surviving teenagers, 6 cats, and menopause.
✨ Raw, unedited reality.

09/09/2026

Apparently, today is National 'I Love Food' Day. 🍽️❌
My Wednesday lunchtime reality is a bit different, packing a soft dashboard lunch for my daughter on the way to a CAMHS assessment while navigating new brace pain. Survival mode is a completely acceptable way to run a kitchen, ladies.
Wish us luck for this afternoon, and keep an eye out for the Comedy Clinic opening at 7:30 PM tonight! 🖤💪

07/09/2026

Thank you You1stlondon .. Monday morning workout completed.✅️
I will defeat this middle aged saggy body..💪🏋‍♀️

Tell me I’m not the only one who starts a massive, energetic Sunday DIY project, gets halfway through the job, and then ...
06/09/2026

Tell me I’m not the only one who starts a massive, energetic Sunday DIY project, gets halfway through the job, and then realizes they’ve completely run out of materials? 📐🛠️🤦‍♀️

My kitchen floor currently looks like a glitching game of Tetris and the replacement tiles aren't arriving until mid-September.
Please tell me your worst half-finished house disasters so I don't feel completely raggo tonight! 👇😭🏁

06/09/2026

Sitting flat on the kitchen floor mapping out my center lines today, because sometimes you just need twenty minutes where you are completely in control of the straight lines. 📐🖤
When a brand new brace completely blows out an existing food routine for an already challenged girl, the family dinner plan goes right up in smoke. It is a total minefield out here. 🩹🍽️
Drop a comment below, what is your ultimate, zero-filter coping mechanism when the household routine gets too heavy? Let’s talk! 👇👇👇

05/09/2026

The absolute reality of the 'Mum-Economy' in 2026. 🧺💸
You work your fingers to the bone doing the hard graft, only for the cash to pass through your hands for exactly four seconds before going straight to Ticketmaster! 😭❌

Drop a comment below, does your hard-earned cash also belong entirely to your kids? Let's have a proper moan! 👇👇👇

04/09/2026

Alright ladies, we are sitting on a massive foundation of 1,254 people today, and I am officially setting a challenge to hit 2,000 followers by the end of September. 🏁💥🚀
If you love raw, unpolished, zero-filter reality and want to help me break the algorithm this month, hit that share button right now and get your mates over here. Let’s see how fast we can smash this target before the month is out! Who is with me? 👇🔥👇

04/09/2026

An honest introduction (Meet The Tragic Mum) ☕

Putting the kettle on for a proper introduction. ☕🖤 If you came here looking for a polished influencer with a perfect life, you’ve definitely backed the wrong horse!
Here is the honest truth of who is behind this page... Drop a comment below and let me know where you’re watching from! Let’s chat! 👇👇👇

03/09/2026

Thigh Diary: Week 7.
🦵🖤 Black, blue, and physically broken.
Safe to say the midlife beauty routine has officially turned into a full-scale combat sport.
Between the pink massager bruising my skin and the leg workouts making it impossible to sit down on the toilet,
I am running on pure spite today.
The comparison pictures show a bit of a shift, but at what bloody cost?! Drop a comment below... has a routine ever left you needing medical attention?
Let’s have a moan! 👇😂😭

This is the face off someone defeated from a work out.. 🏋‍♀️🏃‍♀️
02/09/2026

This is the face off someone defeated from a work out.. 🏋‍♀️🏃‍♀️

01/09/2026

The ultimate family day out reality check. 🦙🤢
Safe to say my maternal survival instincts completely failed me on Sunday.
Taking a direct blast of fermented stomach juice straight to the face (and mouth) while the kids just stood there laughing hysterically.

I’ve had three boiling hot showers and I can still smell it.
Drop a comment below, what’s the most horrific thing your kids have made you survive during the school holidays? 👇😂😭

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