12/09/2026
NEW MILTON — cancel whatever boring nonsense you had planned!
I'll be at The Walker Arms hosting an epic DISCO & KARAOKE tonight from 8PM–MIDNIGHT.
Expect big tunes, reckless confidence, people discovering notes that aren’t technically in the song, and at least one bloke performing like Sony Music are hiding behind the fruit machine with a contract.
You don’t need talent. You don’t need rhythm. You barely need any dignity. You just need to turn up!
And if you’re thinking, “Nah, I’ll go somewhere quieter”…
Absolutely. There are libraries for that.
Come for a drink. Stay for the chaos. Leave convinced you absolutely smashed it.