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The consumer machine doesn’t stop…Right man Karen’s and proper Karen’s before you begin mis gendering me and offending m...
19/01/2025

The consumer machine doesn’t stop…
Right man Karen’s and proper Karen’s before you begin mis gendering me and offending me with your sexist tradesophobic replies it’s just banter, a joke, a bit of comedy to elevate you from the mundane of society
Sit back see the fun and tell someone who gives a ****
For everyone with a sense of humour happy Sunday you normal people who do normal things and don’t get offended by absolutely everything
get in get done get paid and not being a wet lettuce

It’s Thursday, it’s January, it’s cold, we’re all skint, it’s boring…..let’s play a gameI’ll go first in the comments…. ...
16/01/2025

It’s Thursday, it’s January, it’s cold, we’re all skint, it’s boring…..let’s play a game
I’ll go first in the comments….

It’s all gone t**s up…….Ambient and voluptuous lighting on this recent project really got the customer looking up… it’s ...
25/10/2024

It’s all gone t**s up…….
Ambient and voluptuous lighting on this recent project really got the customer looking up…
it’s just a laugh before and Karen or Karl’s come knocking
***s

It’s not too late….To make him feel great, Father’s Day gift cards you say, we say, yes, delivered digitally and instant...
15/06/2024

It’s not too late….
To make him feel great, Father’s Day gift cards you say, we say, yes, delivered digitally and instantly you say, we say, yes, Let dad choose and peruse in his leisure you say, we say, Yes!
Stuck for ideas then let us take care of dad with a gift card from
From as little as £10 upto £200 if your loaded!
Give the gift of knowledge power and love, I mean scribe with links in our BIO

What is that for?Quick Sunday quiz question, you might of seen these angled sloped sections at the bottom of brickwork b...
10/03/2024

What is that for?
Quick Sunday quiz question, you might of seen these angled sloped sections at the bottom of brickwork before as you walk around city centres, but do you know what they are for?
Aesthetically pleasing or is there another reason for them?
Answers on a postcard, if you don’t have a postcard just drop your guess of answers in the comments
Winners all get 100 Instagram points and I’ll write your name down on a Piece of paper 👍🏻

The king of plugs and sockets 🇬🇧Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the sockets? We may of lost a few things over the years ...
31/12/2023

The king of plugs and sockets 🇬🇧
Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the sockets? We may of lost a few things over the years but one thing we bloody do have is the best and safest design when it comes to plugs and sockets
EU! pfff they just keep falling out and American? god damn, you might as well just stick your fingers on the damn holes and have done with
Truly inspiring British engineering at its best…..even if it is just a plug and socket!
“Nostra potestas melior est quam tua”

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️Do not use this guy, I had him round to paint the whole house while I was away on holidayI walked in and it...
12/10/2023

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
Do not use this guy, I had him round to paint the whole house while I was away on holiday
I walked in and it was all yellow
He must be sick of hearing it 😂😂
I’ll get my coat and see myself out
#😂

Can you find the snake?Happy Sunday, harder than it looks but it’s in there….. 🐍Winner get 78.5 Instagram points, and he...
20/08/2023

Can you find the snake?
Happy Sunday, harder than it looks but it’s in there….. 🐍
Winner get 78.5 Instagram points, and hell I’ll even Chuck in 54.82 tik tok points whilst I’m at it
Good luck

“80’s movies” - Only 5 can survive, which ones are you keepingPut your 5 in the comments….GOTougher than picking your fa...
01/07/2023

“80’s movies” - Only 5 can survive, which ones are you keeping
Put your 5 in the comments….GO
Tougher than picking your favourite child

“Right then let’s get serious”Down tools and pay some serious attention, forget pricing, forget ordering materials this ...
13/04/2023

“Right then let’s get serious”
Down tools and pay some serious attention, forget pricing, forget ordering materials this is the serious question….
What brew? What sandwich and what cake?
I’ll start it off - C1E

Impressed? Or disgusted? I think I’m both…It shouldn’t happen but it did, it shouldn’t of been tiled but it was, the eff...
05/03/2023

Impressed? Or disgusted? I think I’m both…
It shouldn’t happen but it did, it shouldn’t of been tiled but it was, the effort that went in to that is insane. But here we are looking at it……unsure why, unsure how, but 50% goes. Well done. 50% goes WTF
Anyway it’s Sunday so comment if you want, or dont, or share it with a tiler or plumber, or dont, Instagram doesn’t like us dirty tradesthey/thems anyway

Tag a painter you know who would love wearing this new fashion statement from First balenciaga sold a hi vis and work bo...
10/08/2022

Tag a painter you know who would love wearing this new fashion statement from
First balenciaga sold a hi vis and work boots, now this….us trades always we’re ahead of the curve

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