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20/12/2025

Another messyeee heeee electrickitay
Them damn electrickitay mother f*****s are messyyyeeeee heeeeeeee
Denver it’s just for fun no man Karen allowed, we ain’t woke we’re just here for the jokes

30/11/2025

Down with the kids…..
Plastic lids and bin lids but I beat those little f*****s too it so they can stick that Six seven where the sun don’t shine cha’monneeee
It’s just for fun cha’monnee

16/11/2025

I need that monayyyyy cha’moneeeee
Ain’t nobody got a fabergé egg sitting at home eeee heeee 🧤👑🎤
We just here for the jokes we don’t want none of your wokes, Karen’s and Karl’s need to apply so just scroll on bye
- Now click on my links and buy my s**t so I can buy a dragon like a Targaryeeeeee heeeeeeen cha’monnee

11/11/2025

Electrcikatayyyyy 🧤
Ya’ll know I’m bad, off the wall, dangerous thriller of a tradesman, but did you know how the electricisssians tidy up, like Micheal show you owwwwwww
Ain’t no wokes just here for the jokes

10/11/2025

Labradayyy and a lammmaayyyy
You know I got to have me a little black labradayyyy cha’monnneee
Ain’t no wokes just jokes - MJ the tradesman

05/11/2025

Just for fun cha’monneeeee 🧤 👑
MJ ain’t woke he’s just here for the Jokes, Karens and man Karen’s need to apply else MJ will poke you straight in the eye eeeeee heeeeeee
Because i identify as a Baddddd Motherrrr Fu***r that’s right cha’moneeeeee
Owwwwwwww if you be a tradesmen who does the carpentay the plastay the Electrickitay click the link in my bio cha’monnnee and make Micheal Rich, you know that’s right

31/10/2025

No power no problem….
Sometimes it’s old school skills that pay the bills, No artificial intelligence just actual intelligence
Credit where credit is due the human chopsaw

18/10/2025

Social media & subscriptions killed the video star
Nostalgia is a kick in the balls sometimes, but it was 100% a better time, you couldn’t scroll past a good music video like kids do on their phones
Music videos were iconic sometimes way bigger than the song, then came some of the most outrageous but groundbreaking TV shows, from Jackass (we all recreated it), MTV cribs - the houses, the cars, the refrigerators, the “this is where the magic happens”, Beavis and butt head was just weird and wild, celebrity death match was plasticine WWE, pimp my ride was a brilliant watch, the osbournes was iconic. Ozzy was hilarious, VH1, MTV Dance, MTV unplugged….i know everything comes to end, nobody was watching anymore. Content is short and handheld, it’s evolved….im not always sure it’s for the best
Sitting round a friends house with your good pals having a drink or something to eat with a good bit of MTV on was era defining…..Maybe we’re getting old, Maybe we’ll say the kids will never know and that Screen will rot your brain like our parents said
RIP MTV

19/01/2025

The consumer machine doesn’t stop…
Right man Karen’s and proper Karen’s before you begin mis gendering me and offending me with your sexist tradesophobic replies it’s just banter, a joke, a bit of comedy to elevate you from the mundane of society
Sit back see the fun and tell someone who gives a ****
For everyone with a sense of humour happy Sunday you normal people who do normal things and don’t get offended by absolutely everything
get in get done get paid and not being a wet lettuce

16/01/2025

It’s Thursday, it’s January, it’s cold, we’re all skint, it’s boring…..let’s play a game
I’ll go first in the comments….

25/10/2024

It’s all gone t**s up…….
Ambient and voluptuous lighting on this recent project really got the customer looking up…
it’s just a laugh before and Karen or Karl’s come knocking
***s

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