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25/07/2025

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04/07/2025

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03/07/2025
"Seรฑoras y seรฑores, es un placer para mรญ presentarles al Presidente de Amรฉrica" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š
06/11/2024

"Seรฑoras y seรฑores, es un placer para mรญ presentarles al Presidente de Amรฉrica" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š

27/08/2024

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HOW TO SURVIVE IN ENUGUSTATE 1. Have money ๐Ÿ’ฐ2. Know people that have money and connection for businessExpansion and inti...
24/08/2024

HOW TO SURVIVE IN ENUGUSTATE

1. Have money ๐Ÿ’ฐ

2. Know people that have money and connection for business
Expansion and intimidation from agborolization sake ๐Ÿค

3. Know the differences between Enugu/enugu-ezike/Enugu ukwu ๐Ÿš—

4. Don't fall in love

5.Just know that New haven and new haven extension are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you๐Ÿšถ

6. Avoid UNEC girls... Very important

7. Artisan and New artisan no be the same thing, make sure you know the difference

8. Meanwhile if you don't know the difference between Agbani and Agbani road survival go dey far far away from you

9. Each direction you are going to have a sign language that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg Abakpa junction โ˜ Abakpa ๐Ÿ™ etc. No worry no be person go teach you

10.And not everybody that says they're based in Enugu actually stay in Enugu..Some na Agbani, Ngwo,Eke obinagu, 4 corner , Nsukka they're all in Enugu state not Enugu And also coming from Enugu state once you pass Emene you are in Ebonyi state.

11. Never head to agbani road at 6pm, you will sleep for road

12. Abakpa pikin and nwa abakpa no be the same,know the difference.

13. Anybody that tells you he/she is living at njemanze just know that it's ghetto.

14.Enugu ngwo,Enugu, enugu-ezike are three different places.

15. Obiagu has beautiful houses and estates like WTC Estate,unity Estate, Golden Estate,MSP don't think it is only ghetto

16. If you are in any area where you see too much boys gathering
And you hear taa waa here!!! my brother run ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

17. You can not eat abacha and Fish in Enugu state and expect the same taste of abacha in another state No way! You will come back because of abacha.

18.There is a big difference between Okpa and okpa nsukka

19. Not every man with potbelly is a rich man,some na pรถison and fibroids

20. Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously... I repeat very seriously ooo ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Have a nice weekend

The bolt I ordered arrived.As I jumped into the back seat, I noticed there was a curtain that you could use in blocking ...
06/08/2024

The bolt I ordered arrived.

As I jumped into the back seat, I noticed there was a curtain that you could use in blocking the front view.

"Abeg, driver, wetin dem dey use this curtain for?" I asked out of curiosity.

"Na to give passengers privacy make dem do wetin dem wan do." He replied.

"You mean am? So, passengers dey misbehave for inside motto too?"

"My brother, if I tell you wetin my eyes don see as bolt driver enh, you go pity me." He continued.

"People dey k.iss for inside your car?" I jumped straight at it.

"If na k.iss, e for just better. Passengers dey give head, even knack sef."

"Wow! You don't mean it!" I exclaimed.

"I don carry girl from club before. This girl don high finish, remove her paynt for inside my motto, come dey chook hand for inside her iboki dey moan 'driver harder!' Still come forget the paynt for inside my motto".

"Abi, I fit count how many times girl go unzip man trouser dey suck him preeq for my motto?" He continued.

"Why don't you just ask them to get down from your car." I asked.

"Who go come pay for the journey? You just have to endure. Moreover, I been dey enjoy the view sometimes." I could see him from the rear mirror smiling mischievously.

"If you used to enjoy the view, why did you now put this curtain?"

"Omoh, e get one wey happen one time. The girl climb untop this brother dey fire am for inside my motto. Na so I dey look my rear mirror dey enjoy, not knowing say trailer dey come for my front. Na small thing trailer for jam us that night. Nobody tell me make I rush go buy curtain."

Somewhere in Nigeria ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚





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05/08/2024

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The short story behind this gwo gwo gwo ngwo challenge that's trending right now by Mike Ejeagha is this ....In the Anim...
25/07/2024

The short story behind this gwo gwo gwo ngwo challenge that's trending right now by Mike Ejeagha is this ....
In the Animal kingdom, the king's daughter refuses to marry the suitors that came for her hand in marriage, she had a big fantasy of riding across the village on an elephant. So she said that any suitor that brings a life elephant to her will have her as a wife, so the king announces to all the animals in the kingdom and all of them were so discouraged about it but the tortoise went to the king and said "I will marry your daughter, I will bring a life elephant and have her as my wife.

I came before to marry her but you people chased me away but this time, I will marry her, so he also proceeded to the elephant house because the tortoise and the elephant were good friends, so he went to the elephant house and said "The king of my village will be having an Ofallah in the next two days and he said that you will be the chief of the occasion.

An Ofallah is the biggest festival in Igbo land, so if any traditional ruler should invite you, you are highly honoured. So the elephant was so delighted and enthusiastic to be there already, tortoise told the elephant "The king instructed me to come and pick you in the next two days so be ready.
The day arrived and the tortoise didn't make it early to the elephant so the elephant was bit pi**ed off like you said I'll be the chief of the occasion but you came late to pick me " the sun is already setting down, so the tortoise told elephant don't worry we will get there on time. Tortoise was walking slowly the elephant was not comfortable with that he said, please can you hurry up let's get there on time.

Then the tortoise requested please can I climb on your back so that you can carry me along, so I will get there on time. The elephant agreed so when the tortoise climbed on the back of the elephant he requested again, Please can I tie this rope in my hand around your neck so that I can be stable on your back " the elephant agreed too, so they started the journey on getting to the palace the tortoise started singing.
"Nnam Eze akpata m Enyi" (My king I have brought the elephant)
So the elephant replied " Nwa mbe isi n' ikpata onye? ( Who are you taking to the king? ) What are you trying to say, the tortoise replied
Asi m ani ya Dube enyi chebe enyi" Enyi n' aga na anyi so gi na azu.

I told the land to guard you, Mr. elephant proceed we are strongly behind you. That means you miss understood me. I was simply telling the land to guide your feet and keep you safe. Mr. elephant proceed we are strongly behind your back, you are going to be the chief of the occasion. So the elephant was deceived" he agreed and they got to the palace, the tortoise handed over the rope that was tied around the elephant to the king and the significance of the rope tied around the elephant means that the tortoise has the ownership and dominance over the elephant.

Now in Igbo land if you are presenting any life animal to someone there must be a rope around the animals neck, to show true ownership of the animal and dominance too.
So that was how the tortoise deceived his friend elephant, and by the time the elephant noticed what was going on it was too late because the kingdom had already captured the elephant so the king handed over the daughter to the tortoise and the elephant became the beast of Burden, they were riding on the elephant across the village.

The moral lesson of the story is that be careful of the friends you go places with because some of them cannot be trusted.

THE BANE OF HARRY KANE๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚Dani Olmo scored a hat trick vs. Bayern Munich to win the German Super Cup final with RB Leipzi...
15/07/2024

THE BANE OF HARRY KANE
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Dani Olmo scored a hat trick vs. Bayern Munich to win the German Super Cup final with RB Leipzig last August.

On Sunday, he headed the ball off the goal line in the 90th minute vs. England to keep Spain's lead in the Euros final.

Denied Harry Kane of two trophies in one season ๐Ÿ˜ณ

31/05/2024


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