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27/02/2026

So I recently saw a post saying sauna “mimics cardio” 👀🔥 I was ready to ditch my gym membership but decided to read up a bit first.

I mean…
✔️ My heart rate goes up
✔️ I’m sweating
✔️ I look intense

But I’m not exactly running a 5K in there, am I? 😅

Here’s the thing — sauna does stress your cardiovascular system. Your heart works harder. Blood vessels dilate. It’s doing something.

But exercise = training.
Sauna = nervous system reset.

And honestly?
Most of us don’t need another thing to “push through.”
We need somewhere to exhale.

Move your body.
Heat your body.
Calm your mind.

And yes… I will still wear my bike helmet for dramatic effect. 🚴‍♀️🔥

♨️🔥

25/02/2026

In her natural habitat, the adult female encounters a setback.
The vehicle has ceased to function.

Rather than panic, she retreats to a heated wooden enclosure.
Here, she will sit quietly and perspire, as is tradition.

The steam rises. The problems remain.
But for twenty minutes, she achieves a state known only as “coping.”

Observe the transformation.
The species survives 🐝🐝

22/02/2026

Back to work after half term like we’ve just survived a reality show called “Who Let Us Be Responsible Adults?”

Emotionally? Still in pyjamas.
Physically? Present.
Mentally? On the group chat sending memes instead of answering emails.

Why are there 700 emails?
Why is there already a meeting?
Why does 8am feel personal?

We peaked midweek with snacks, naps and “just one quick drink” that absolutely was not one quick drink 🍺🍻

Now we’re in the sauna sweating out our sins, our hangovers and the audacity of having responsibilities.

Roll on summer. Until then, we cope the only way we know how:
Saunas.
Humour.
Group chat therapy.
And a suspiciously large cold beer or 10.

Love you girls. We’ve got this. (Barely.) 💅🔥

20/02/2026

Nobody was permanently lost in a soft play.
No one needed A&E (miraculously).
We survived 47 snack requests before 9am.
We mediated fights about absolutely nothing.
We Googled “is it normal for siblings to argue this much” at least twice.

The house looks like we were burgled by tiny, sticky raccoons.
There are Capri Sun pouches in places Capri Sun pouches should never be.

But listen… the kids are alive.
And I am now aggressively sweating out the chaos like a champion.

To every parent who made it to the other side without faking their own disappearance — I see you.

Now pass me the electrolytes and don’t speak to me for 40 minutes.

Be honest — how many times did you hear ‘I’m bored’ this week?

Tag a parent who needs 40 minutes in a wooden box.



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18/02/2026

Half term forecast: chaos with a 100% chance of children bouncing off the furniture ☔️😂

Revised family itinerary:
➡️ Enter sauna
➡️ Evaporate stress
➡️ Pretend responsibilities don’t exist for 20 minutes

This is now an educational activity.
I’m studying advanced relaxation techniques 😌🔥

Who else is choosing 85°C over the weather app this week?
♨️🔥

14/02/2026

Roses are red, violets are blue… he forgot Valentine’s, so the sauna booked itself ♨️💁‍♀️

But honestly? This is your reminder that self-love isn’t selfish — it’s essential.
Sometimes the best Valentine you can have is a hot sauna, cold drinks, loud laughs, and friends who refill your cup when life empties it.

Love yourself enough to rest.
Love yourself enough to treat yourself.
Love yourself enough to never wait for permission to feel special

05/02/2026

After a week at work it’s time to shine with the girls…
We don’t sweat….. we shimmer 🌟🌟🌟🌟

31/01/2026

Turns out the sauna doesn’t just regulate my hormones —
it also improves my patience with the man I live with.

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