The Anti-Clickbait Society

12/07/2025

The Sun : I'm A Celeb star set to be announced as Gregg Wallace's MasterChef replacement

Apparently someone called Grace Dent (no idea who that is, honestly. Feel free to enlighten me) is set to replace Gregg Wallace on MasterChef UK.

The 51 year old food critic will reportedly start filming with John Torode, 59, at the end of the summer.

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12/07/2025

VICE: THE 'JULY THEORY' IS ABOUT TO STIR UP YOUR LOVE LIFE

The ‘July Theory’ is a TikTok trend claiming July is when relationships fall apart.

Breakups, ghosting, drama, you name it!

It’s not based on facts, of course. It’s just that people on TikTok tend to be tw@s.

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12/07/2025

dailymail: FBI director breaks silence over 'conspiracy theories' amid bitter Epstein row

Kash Patel, Trump’s FBI Director, backed the DOJ’s claim that Epstein died by su.icide and there’s no client list, saying: ‘You know a su.icide when you see one’

But behind the scenes, he’s reportedly furious, wants AG Pam Bondi fired and may resign if his deputy Dan Bongino walks.

Despite publicly saying he’s staying, insiders say Patel feels betrayed and is ready to quit

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12/07/2025

A bloke thought he was getting a bargain $35 steak at Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant…..but turns out it was $35 per ounce. He ordered 12oz. That’s a $420 mistake. The total bill was over $600.

Always read the small print.

Right, gonna try something here and add a link. Hate to do it…..REALLY hate to do it because I don’t want to add to their reach, but it was suggested by a follower and means that potentially a picture could be included.

If you think it’s a bad idea tell me and I’ll go with the majority. This is a democracy. This isn’t just my page, it’s OUR page.

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https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AtW79FuNR/?mibextid=wwXIfr

He wanted a comment from Ramsay afterwards 😳

12/07/2025

The Sun: Liam Gallagher booed by fans after dedicating song to 'greatest of all time'

Before launching into ‘D’You Know What I Mean’, Liam Gallagher paused to address the crowd with:

‘I’d like to dedicate this to the greatest manager of all time, Mr Pep Guardiola’

Some people booed. Can’t imagine they were Manchester United fans with the Oasis gig actually being in Manchester.

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12/07/2025

Dream Team: WORLD'S HOTTEST FOOTBALLER
SENDS FANS WILD WITH OUTRAGEOUS LINGERIE PICS

Alas, lads (and lasses) I can’t share a picture but feel free to Google Madeline Wright.

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12/07/2025

Manchester Evening News: Holidaymaker suing TUl after horror incident in Cape Verde 'not the same person'

The ironically named Tony Holliday is suing TUI for over £500,000 after a quad bike crash in Cape Verde left him with life altering injuries.

He says the excursion was poorly organised and falsely advertised as beginner friendly.

And no, it has absolutely nothing to do with Manchester. Just another classic example of the Manchester Evening News dragging in random stories for clicks.

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12/07/2025

The Independent : Hands down, this is the worst thing to do in a heatwave

According to Victoria Richards, it’s hosting a playdate for your kids.

511 words before we got to that nugget of opinion. And yes, I did check!

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12/07/2025

: Top cop: ‘I've never worked anywhere with so much of this behaviour’

Ramsgate, Margate and Broadstairs.

He’s talking about violent brawls, drunken mobs, s*xual harassment and general anti-social behaviour

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12/07/2025

Mirror Weird News : Couple's life turns into
'horror movie' after finding surprise under their floor

A couple found a hidden room under their floor and, naturally, assumed they were living in a horror film.

Turns out the room was completely empty. No ghosts, no bodies, no cursed antiques, no creepy rocking chair.

Just like the article itself, a whole load of nothing.

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12/07/2025

The Sun : I'm A Celeb star rushed to hospital with nasty injury after accident on a boat

Jake Quickenden was rushed to hospital after suffering a serious injury during filming for a special version of ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’……..but not the one you’re thinking of.

This isn’t the main ITV series that airs in the UK each November because obviously that’s not even filming yet.

Instead, this was a different version of the show, currently in production in Australia, likely a spin off or international edition.

So no, I’m a Celeb isn’t back early, it’s just a different jungle, a different format and now featuring trips to A&E.

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12/07/2025

LADbible : CAR EXPERT EXPLAINS WHAT 'NEW CAR SMELL' ACTUALLY IS AND WHY YOU CAN'T RECREATE IT

That iconic ‘new car smell’ everyone weirdly loves is actually a chemical cocktail of VOCs (volatile organic compounds) leaking out of plastics, glues and foams.

According to an expert, they can cause headaches, nausea, and even cancer with long term exposure

But at least your car smells expensive while slowly gassing you. Every cloud!

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