The Stonehouse Bugle

16/12/2024

From Kremlin to Kickoff: Putin Becomes Plymouth Argyle's Top Investor

"Football has always been a symbol of unity and strength—qualities I greatly admire. Plymouth Argyle has immense potential, and I look forward to supporting its rise," said Vladimir Putin in a surprising move shaking both sports and politics.

17/02/2023

Barne Barton voted in**st capital of England

26/03/2022

Will b finking of Ukraine as I chew tha insides of my gums to Traumatik 💜 x

26/02/2022

Mutley man offered for duel by man from Hartley. Mutley man wins with a peice of car exhaust x

25/02/2022

Admin has taken a vast amount of spice and am currently visiting the inter-dimensional equivalent of Luke Pollard x

24/02/2022

Plymouth man

24/02/2022

Stoke Bar and Grill is the best kebab shop in plymouth, this is not by poplar decision, this is my own. And my opinion is correct x

24/02/2022

First photos released of the army that the council are drafting in the midst of WW3.

'the spicehead constabulary'

This initiative will see Plymouths most delapidated residents be deployed on the front line with the notorious 'one legged beggar' commandeering the gaggle of bagheads.

The first wave is set to be deployed, pumping the street zombies with a lethal dose of military grade smack and throwing them at the enemy.

More on the Plymouth live website x

23/02/2022

Local legend Gareth is bringing in the new telly for his wife Nina, geddon pal x

Chronic drug addict Gareth Treharne, aged 45, is already behind bars and faces another long sentence

23/02/2022

Man deemed too dangerous by city council, if you see this man ring 999 and report.

Local man was seen throwing stones at the window of oggy oggy pasty shop in an attempt to get free meat patties, if seen it is advised to bun him off and report him to local authorities immediately x