Lovemud Dog Lady

Lovemud Dog Lady As seen on ITV’s This Morning. Tips for pro groomers & owners… with some chatty dogs along the way! We have canine welfare at the heart of the service we offer.
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Certified, insured, friendly & professional grooming service in Polegate. Every full groom comes with a 6 point health check as standard. And as we are trained in canine behaviour, we use positive reward based reinforcement to work with and around the dog, to ensure the grooming experience is a positive one for your mud lover. We offer tailored services to meet your requirements, whether it be a m

uch needed full groom, a refreshing wash & dry, or a simple pedicure to smarten those paws, we can help. We look forward to hearing from you and to beautifying your mud lover!

💙 Describe your floof in 3 words… GO! 🐾We want to get to know the floofs out there — the zoomers, the divas, the cuddle ...
15/10/2025

💙 Describe your floof in 3 words… GO! 🐾

We want to get to know the floofs out there — the zoomers, the divas, the cuddle monsters and the crumb stealers 😍

I’ll start:
✨ Lenny: Sophisticated. Chicken. Nugget. 🍗 (Emphasis on sophisticated, obvs.)
✨ Lolly: Wise. Wobbly. Soulmate. 💜 (A little older, a little blinder, a lot of love.)

Now it’s your turn! 👇
Drop your floof’s 3 words in the comments — let’s fill this thread with pure paw-sonality! 😂🐶

☀️ Sunday = Fun-day or Slum-day? ☕Lenny had a wild night… throwing up acorns he definitely wasn’t meant to eat (10/10 do...
12/10/2025

☀️ Sunday = Fun-day or Slum-day? ☕

Lenny had a wild night… throwing up acorns he definitely wasn’t meant to eat (10/10 do not recommend 🌰🤢).
I woke up with Lolly under the duvet, head on my chest — my little soul floof. ❤️

Someone also farted in the night — still investigating whether it was Lenny or the small hooman who “doesn’t do cuddles” (yet somehow slept glued to me all night). 😆
Please keep that between us, ok?

Was meant to be up at 7am for a sunrise beach walk (you know… steps, wellness, new era etc).
Current situation: buried under blankets, coffee nearly gone cold, floofs snoring, and debating whether gratitude journaling counts as cardio.

What about you?
What is your Sunday plan vs Sunday reality? 👇
Let’s hear it — bonus points if yours also involves suspicious smells or cancelled ambitions. 😂

Good morning from the sophisticated chicken nugget.Now available in butter wouldn’t melt flavour, lightly rolled in chao...
10/10/2025

Good morning from the sophisticated chicken nugget.
Now available in butter wouldn’t melt flavour, lightly rolled in chaos and topped with a sprinkle of floof. ☕🐾

Happy Fri-yay all x

Not a dog hair in sight. ☕🐶(And yes… the posh London coffee looked pretty but tasted suspiciously like burnt spaghetti b...
09/10/2025

Not a dog hair in sight. ☕🐶
(And yes… the posh London coffee looked pretty but tasted suspiciously like burnt spaghetti bolognaise 🤷‍♀️)

Nice to get out of Eastbourne for the morning and head to the big smoke to catch up with my old boss, Stuart Holmes — 13 years ago we were the Bacardi Dream Team, and now we’re talking all things Lovemud, education, and how to help more floofs (and their humans) around the world.

Turns out he’s now got a Boxer! 🥊🐾
Good thing too — I only do meetings with fellow dog lovers. Priorities. 😆

Sometimes I forget what’s been built:
🐾 13 years in business
📱 700K+ followers across socials in just 4 years
🔥 10–20 million monthly views on Meta platforms alone
🎥 Dozens of online seminars helping groomers and pet owners learn, laugh, and grow together
💪 All while solo parenting, staying sober, gym-ing, bin-duty-ing, and keeping two floofs alive (and occasionally thriving).

But at the heart of it all — it’s always been about dog welfare, education, and making learning feel fun, friendly, and full of floofy chaos.

Exciting things ahead 💜🐾
And at least the coffee looked good. 😂

Ooooooohhhhhh… 👀🎉Facebook’s only gone and recognised me as a Top Rising Creator this week!! 😱💜But let’s be honest…Yes, I...
08/10/2025

Ooooooohhhhhh… 👀🎉

Facebook’s only gone and recognised me as a Top Rising Creator this week!! 😱💜

But let’s be honest…
Yes, I might be the one filming, trimming, narrating and accidentally blocking the camera with my shoulder 😅
…but you lot (and your glorious floofs) are the reason this page is what it is.

Every like, comment, share and waggy tail has helped build the mad, messy, wonderful little Lovemud world.

From my heart (and the floof pile on my sofa) — thank you. 🐾💜

Anyone else think they’re about 37% dog? 🐶😂Learning to love myself like a puppy spotting her own reflection for the firs...
06/10/2025

Anyone else think they’re about 37% dog? 🐶😂

Learning to love myself like a puppy spotting her own reflection for the first time…
“HELLO! You look fun! We could be bestest bestest friends!!”

Because life’s easier when you wag for yourself first. 💛

46 and still learning.
What percentage floof are you? 👇

Here’s my breakdown:
• 🐾 15% zoomies at inappropriate times
• 🐾 22% snack-obsessed
• 🐾 25% suspicious of people walking in the woods without dogs (that’s just weird… )
• 🐾 18% sofa hog
• 🐾 10% wanting things that aren’t good for me (sticks, snacks… occasionally men 😂)
• 🐾 10% dog snog enthusiast

= 100% floof. 🐶💛

200,000 dog lovers on Facebook… what the actual floof?! 🤯💜This page started as a little corner where I could share my ti...
05/10/2025

200,000 dog lovers on Facebook… what the actual floof?! 🤯💜

This page started as a little corner where I could share my tips, tricks and occasional dog hair confessions — and somehow it’s grown into a giant gang of floof-loving weirdos (my favourite kind of people). 🐶✨

I’m not for everyone — and I’ve learned that’s ok. But if my basic little tips can help 1, 2, 10… or 200,000 of you to make life easier for your floofs, then my work here is done.

And to any new groomers quietly watching and learning — you’re in the right place. We all started somewhere. We’ve all asked the “silly” questions, and we’ve all had those what am I doing!? days. You’ve got this. 💪🐾

I absolutely love sharing my knowledge, but more than that, I love that this is a space where I can be me — mud, mistakes, madness and all — and you lovely bunch just embrace it. 💜

Stay calm, snog a dog.
And tell me… if your floofs could talk this morning, what would they say? 👇

✨ There are two types of floof in this world… ✨The subtle, classy, “rest my chin like a supermodel” type 🐕‍🦺 …And the ab...
28/09/2025

✨ There are two types of floof in this world… ✨
The subtle, classy, “rest my chin like a supermodel” type 🐕‍🦺 …
And the absolutely not subtle “legs akimbo, look at my floofy tummy” type 🐶😂

Currently living with one of each… can you guess which is which? 👀

I’m sat here with my latte, trying to be all zen — bit of reading, gratitude, maybe even a meditation… and then THIS situation lands on me. Floofs know how to keep you humble, don’t they?

👉 So tell me — which one have you got at home?
💤 The elegant snoozer?
🤣 Or the full-on sprawler with zero shame?

Drop me a pic in the comments — I want to see your Sunday morning floofs in all their glory!

✨ 2 years sober today ✨I couldn’t have done it on my own. Recovery isn’t a solo act — it’s community, honesty, faith, an...
25/09/2025

✨ 2 years sober today ✨

I couldn’t have done it on my own. Recovery isn’t a solo act — it’s community, honesty, faith, and the people who’ve walked alongside me. They know who they are, and I’ll always be grateful. 💜

For those who don’t quite “get it” — you don’t have to. I do. And that’s enough.

Life is still lifey. I’m 46, perimenopause is throwing curveballs, and today I’m a bit under the weather. But I’m still going to mark the day: a floof walk, pizza with one of the most amazing women in my life, and maybe a nap this afternoon. Because naps aren’t lazy — they’re self-care. They’re how I recharge my creativity and my superwoman-ness. 💪✨

Sobriety hasn’t made life perfect, but it’s given me mornings without wine bruising the edges, clarity to be a better mum, a better groomer, and a better human.

And here’s a little reminder for you: embrace your quirks. They’re your superpower. Don’t dial yourself down for anyone. Just be.

There is another way to live. 💜🐾

✨ Current situation: I am being held hostage by my sophisticated chicken nugget, otherwise known as Lenny. 🐶✨He’s asleep...
24/09/2025

✨ Current situation: I am being held hostage by my sophisticated chicken nugget, otherwise known as Lenny. 🐶✨

He’s asleep. On me. Which is very cute… until you realise I really need a wee. But as we all know, Dog Law states: if the floof is sleeping, you don’t move a muscle. Not even to p*e. 🫠

So here I am, trapped, dehydrated, bladder bursting… but snuggled in the warmest, fluffiest cuddle of my life. Priorities, right? 😂

🐾 Tell me — where’s your floof right now? Sofa hogger? Bed bandit? Lap limpet? Pics in the comments if you dare! 👇

🐾 SHOW US YA FLOOFS! 🐾Sunday evenings be like… chilled floofs, cuppas, and a big ol’ exhale. 💜Finding the balance betwee...
21/09/2025

🐾 SHOW US YA FLOOFS! 🐾
Sunday evenings be like… chilled floofs, cuppas, and a big ol’ exhale. 💜

Finding the balance between “doing all the things” and actually resting is tricky, isn’t it? Today I managed a bit of both: church, food shop, dog walk while Maxie scooted… and now it’s me, bed, and a brew ☕.

(After last night’s boogying — sober! Still blows my mind 🤯💃🐾).

So let’s see yours…
👉 Lazy floof on the sofa?
👉 Snoozy floof on your bed?
👉 Or maybe a selfie of you & your floof mid-chill?

Drop your Sunday self-care snaps in the comments 👇 — let’s end the week with a timeline full of happy, relaxed floofs. 🐶💜

✨ Striving for routines… early alarms, gym sessions, “perfect” mornings, dimple-free thighs 🙃But also… honouring rest. C...
16/09/2025

✨ Striving for routines… early alarms, gym sessions, “perfect” mornings, dimple-free thighs 🙃
But also… honouring rest. Choosing mum-moments, cuddles, and coffee in bed with my little dude. 💛

It’s not about perfection — it’s about balance. Some mornings it’s 5:30 alarms, other mornings it’s gratitude lists under the duvet. Both count. Both matter.

If you needed a reminder today: resting doesn’t make you lazy, it makes you human. 💜

And maybe we should all be a bit more dog — go with the flow, live in the moment, and nap whenever possible. 🐾☕



💫 Also, can we just talk about his lashes?! Total lash envy 😍. My boy inherited those fluttery eye-feathers from me… even though I’ve pulled most of mine thanks to trichotillomania. Genetics, eh? A reminder that even when we feel like we’ve lost bits of ourselves, the best of us still carries forward. 💛



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