Curly Linguist Content

23/09/2025

20/09/2025

Serving you: 3rd coffee, 2nd wind, 1st place in being exhausted

Hair said volume, face said “we tried,” shirt said the truth.

19/09/2025

What having a tiny demon dog who refuses to listen taught me about being a content creator

I said “get off the table”
He said “make me”

I said “consistency is key”
He knocked over my coffee and went to sleep

Lesson?

Content isn’t about control
It’s about surviving the mess and posting anyway

Your ideas will sit where they shouldn’t
Ignore every deadline
And occasionally s**t on your engagement rate

You don’t win by waiting for perfection
You win by hitting publish

15/09/2025

Ai 90s me is scary accurate

11/09/2025

I wasn’t going to say anything.

But watching people turn Charlie Kirk into a martyr is… something else.

No, he didn’t “deserve” to die. No one does. Gun violence is never justice.

But let’s not rewrite who he was.

This was a man who said a few deaths a year were “worth it” to preserve the right to bear arms.

A man who argued a r***d child should be forced to give birth.

Who called empathy a “made-up word.”

Who fought against women, against trans people, against civil rights, against the very idea of equality.

And the irony?

He died doing what he always did.. arguing against gun reform...

At the exact moment he was shot another school shooting left four children fighting for their lives in Colorado

Their names will never trend.
Their faces won’t get the glossy RIP posts.
Because his death stole their headlines.

He lived by the sword. He died by the sword.

He just never believed the blade would be pointed at him.

So forgive me if I don’t join the Instagram RIP parade.

Spare me the sainthood edits.

The only sympathy I have is for his children.

They didn’t choose this.

They didn’t choose to grow up under the shadow of a legacy built on hate.

10/09/2025

Gemini is pretty sweet

05/09/2025

Nuf sed

21/08/2025

At the tender age of 40

I’ve become that person who needs an Anaphylaxis Action Plan and an EpiPen tutorial

Apparently, I am now allergic to:

🌳 Trees

🥜 Nuts...tree nuts, specifically....

Peanuts don’t count, because they’re not 'tree nuts'... but some other form of nut

I do nut have enough knowledge on nuts clearly

🍋 Oranges & lemons (because pollen cross-contamination decided to ruin citrus for me too)

🍷 Certain wines (turns out 'wine drunk' was actually 'wine allergic collapse')

🌱 Grass (sitting on it = skin on fire and peeling off)

So basically… nature wants me dead

Hazelnuts were the final straw

Now I’m walking around like a ticking nut allergy bomb with a designer pen full of adrenaline

The science?
Don’t ask me

All I know is:
– Trees hate me
– Nuts hate me
– Citrus hates me
– Wine sometimes hates me (the biggest betrayal)

At this point, my only safe habitat is probably a padded room filled with beef hula hoops

13/08/2025

People think rejection hurts because of pride

It doesn’t

It hurts because my brain can’t tell the difference between a “no” and a sabre-tooth tiger

That’s neurodivergence for you

ADHD, CPTSD... the wiring is different

Someone politely declines a coffee,
and my nervous system sends the same alarm it would if I was being chased through a forest naked

You can be secure in yourself
Happy in your life
Utterly fine

And still, one unanswered message can feel like heartbreak in 4K

Not because I’m fragile,
but because my brain was built without the “meh, whatever” setting

It’s not a bruise to the ego

It’s a full-body reminder of every time you weren’t chosen... compressed into three seconds of fight-or-flight and then replayed on loop

And my brain insists it's it's most important "no' I will ever hear

10/08/2025

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04/08/2025

New AI toys to play with...