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13/06/2026

DAY: 2

MISSION: Find a footballer at the 2026 World Cup with less followers than me.

TARGET: Folarin Balogun

STATUS: Currently failing

GIRLFRIEND OPINION OF ME: Still a loser

Day 2 of trying to find a footballer at the WC with less followers than my TikTok account, and it didn't go well. Folarin Balogun, yes that guy who used to play for Arsenal once, just banged two goals in against Paraguay, as the USA smashed them 4-1.

Surely someone that still calls football 'soccer' won't have many followers. But apparently 342 thousand people want to see him post himself celebrating goals.

Follow to help me out, because I'm doing this every day of the World Cup until I find someone I can claim I'm more famous than.

12/06/2026

DAY: 1...

MISSION: Find a footballer at the 2026 World Cup with less followers than me.

TARGET: Raul Jimenez

STATUS: Currently failing

GIRLFRIEND OPINION OF ME: Still a loser

Day 1 of trying to find a footballer at the WC with less followers than my TikTok account, and it didn't go well. Raul Jimenez just headed home in his nation's home World Cup opener, giving Mexico a 2-0 victory over South Africa, so it was fitting he was our first player to check.

We were only around 2.47 million followers off his (My TikTok vs his IG), so it wasn't a bad start.

Follow to help me out, because I'm doing this every day of the World Cup until I find someone I can claim I'm more famous than.

09/06/2026

Scotland WILL win the World Cup...maybe. Here's why...

Steve Clarke has led Scotland to their first World Cup Finals in what feels like decades. The Tartan Army will descend onto North America in their masses, but nobody is thinking they have a chance of winning it... Well I'm not nobody.

I'm not saying they will, but I think Scotland might have a chance. Before you think I've been on the Buckfast, hear me out.

Not only do they have McTominay, a man who managed to go from United reject to Napoli deity in a matter of months, but they also have Steve Clarke.

If a manager is willing to cancel a friendly against Norway last minute then what else will he do to win? Anything and everything. Because the Norwegians are scary.

So yeah, this is why I think Scotland will win the 2026 World Cup.

03/06/2026

Which football player has the most red cards in history?

Most people instantly think it's Sergio Ramos, but it's not even close. The Spaniard only has 30, compared to the record which is a staggering 46 reds.

So, which player's been sent off the most times?

Colombia's Gerardo Bedoya.

But not content with his record staying at a meesley 46, after he retired he went into coaching and remarkably got sent off just 21 minutes into his managerial debut.

Never change, Gerardo. Never change.

01/06/2026

EXPLAINED - The James Milner conspiracy.

It might sound crazy but it's real.

James Milner's just retired from football after a record 658 Premier League appearances. And yet, in a playing career that has spanned 24 years, he's not once been embroiled in a scandal.

He created his own charity foundation, speaks Spanish and is an all-round top bloke... something's not quite right!

So here's the full James Milner conspiracy, which perfectly explains his exemplary, unblemished career and longevity.

What is DOESN'T explain, though, is why 'Milner' has retired now... ☠️

31/05/2026

3 messages to send a sad Arsenal fan. No. 3 will 100% cheer them up!

Arsenal just lost in the Champions League Final to PSG. The game, played at the Puskas Arena in Budapest, ended 1-1 after extra time, but the Gunners couldn't get over the line in the penalty shootout.

Gabriel missed the vital penalty to deny Arsenal their first European trophy in 32 years and their first ever Champions League title.

So yeah, the Champions League Final reaction from the red side of North London is going to be fairly downbeat.

Luckily, these messages should cheer them up, so send to a mate if they're struggling.

19/02/2026

(WATCH TILL THE END) 3 reasons Arsenal's draw with Wolves was a great point.

Yes, Arsenal are top. And yes, Wolves are bottom. But Arsenal's 2-2 draw with Wolverhampton at Molineux was actually a great result.

Since Rob Edwards has taken charge as manager of Wolves, he's reinvigorated the club. They might be destined to be relegated to the Championship, but many had them down to easily be the worst team in PL history - even worse than Derby County in 2008.

But they're so underrated it's unreal. Plus the weather was horrendous and did we all just forget about Arsenal's injuries?

Here are 3 reasons we will look back at this result and think it was a great point for Mikel Arteta's side.

Frank to Forest 🔄 Dyche to SpursAre Spurs and Forest about to do a managerial switcheroo?It makes sense, right?Thomas Fr...
12/02/2026

Frank to Forest 🔄 Dyche to Spurs

Are Spurs and Forest about to do a managerial switcheroo?

It makes sense, right?

Thomas Frank did an incredible job at Brentford, cementing their position as a mid-table Premier League team. Many believed he'd succeed at Tottenham, but the club was too big for him.

So Forest, a smaller team with lower expectations seems a perfect fit.

Notts Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis might seem to think so too. He reacted swiftly after his side's disappointing 0-0 draw at home to Wolves and sacked Sean Dyche after just a few months in charge.

Why?

Because Thomas Frank because available early on that day! It makes perfect sense.

On the flip side, Tottenham ARE in a relegation battle. And who do teams call when they need to stay up?

Sean. Dyche.

Are the managers set to swap teams and immediately get back to the life of employment?

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