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18/05/2025

HOW OUR ENGLISH PROBLEM STARTED.

British : Extreme
American : End
Nigeria : Extreme end

British : Knicker
American : Short
Nigeria : Short knicker

British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigeria : Barbing salon

British : Bend
American : Corner
Nigeria : Bending corner

British : So
American : Therefore
Nigeria : So therefore

British : Henceforth
American : From now on
Nigeria : From now henceforth

British : Still
American : Yet
Nigeria : Still Yet

British : Reverse
American : Turn back
Nigeria : Reverse back

British : Should
American : In case
Nigeria : Should in case

British : Tell me the reason
American : Tell me why
Nigeria : Tell me the reason why

British : Ten pounds each
American : Ten dollars each
Nigeria : Ten Ten Naira each

Let me make u laugh small.
Naija we too much abeg
Na we be Original English speakers.
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18/05/2025

Sometimes silent is the best therapy

07/10/2024

Kizz Daniel has been ARRESTED 💔

The Police came to his residence this morning with a truck 🛻, they could not even let him explain himself , they just took him and his body guard . The evidence they have against him is Crazy .

Truth be told , the way he has been acting we knew something like this will happen . He has been doing this thing for too long and it was about time they teach him a lesson .

Kizz Daniel was found guilty of dropping hit songs for over 10 years . On this day 10 years ago he started his journey with his first hit Woju and till today he has not slowed down . Man is guilty for dropping just hits for 10 years .

Moral lesson : Them no fit arrest Shatta cus of hits
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19/08/2024

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14/08/2024

Dear Nigerian Farmers, this is from a very reliable source!

Important Information for Nigerians Farmers

The Nimet 2024 rainfall pattern states that

“2024 Little Dry Season (LDS)” was expected to begin on July 22 and continue for up to 27 days.

Ceteris Paribus - This dry spell (August break) will continue till 18th August.

It further states: This year, the Rainy Season will last till November.

Which means farmers can plan their second cropping when the rain resumes later this month.

But the problem is - How many farmers are aware of this information?

The people that need this information are not aware

Due to the kind of farmers/type of farming we do in Nigeria this weather information should be everywhere (pamphlets, local languages, radio stations, news platforms, extension support, announcements every day especially the beginning of farming season).

Even Nimet should be inviting some of us to their yearly climate workshop so we can pass this information to the farmers through our platforms.

Nigeria will always be Nigeria - information dey, communication no dey. Now farmers are losing left and right because we didn't do the right thing.

May the good Lord help us 🙏

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