
17/07/2025
Thanks so much Nicola and David! So many fun things happened at this wedding . Nicola is an Eminem “Stan” so I ended up playing 4 Eminems, but this still wasn’t the most-played artist of the evening (keep reading). There was genuine legit Irish dancing unfolding during B*witched. Nicola and David entered on the balcony to “We Found Love” and fired off confetti cannons. They had cardboard masks of their pet dog Charlie, and the idea was that everyone would get hold of them while dancing to “Greyhound” by Swedish House Mafia. I was on the mic announcing “come up here if you want some Charlie”, “there’s still some Charlie don’t be shy”, “One More Tune DJs has all the Charlie” etc. I have no idea why some guests left the stage looking disappointed. So much fun.
As noted by Nicola, sometimes I have to be brave and cast a few lines to see what’s working. Davey had wanted “darts songs” and I gave a few a go, but nobody was really buying-in, so “Eye of the Tiger” had to be faded out early. At around 11pm the Father of the Groom (I think) approached me to say “hey when is Davey going to get a dance the Bride has been on the floor all night.”. I responded “ah kind Sir, is it not the Bride’s day?” but quickly realised the big man wasn’t in the mood for messing around. We had already played some of Davey’s preferred country-rock Post Malone type of songs, but the dad said Davey would like Calvin Harris. I said “Acceptable in the 80s” had already been on, but he was having none of it, so I put on the new Calvin Harris. The big man then came back over 2 minutes later.
“Right when is Calvin Harris coming on?”
“He’s on right now.”
“This isn’t Calvin Harris.”
“Yes it is. It’s been Number 1 for weeks.”
“Aye, but you’re a DJ.”
“Aye but you’re at the shops you’ll hear this, if someone’s got the radio on, you’ll hear this.”
I realised I had to play the big most obvious Calvin Harrises, and I think I ended up playing 4 in a row. Added to “Acceptable in the 80s”, and “We Found Love”, I make that a record 6 Calvin Harrises in one single evening. A record unlikely to be broken.
Before I knew it, it was midnight. What a laugh. JD x