Totally Carp Baits

Totally Carp Baits 🎣 Carp fishing, a few laughs, and plenty of fishing fun. No pressure, just banter. 🎣

An angler's dream house. 🏠🎣Now that is the type of peace and quiet we are all craving in the modern world. No neighbours...
11/01/2026

An angler's dream house. 🏠🎣

Now that is the type of peace and quiet we are all craving in the modern world. No neighbours, no noise, just water.

Not sure how the postman will get to me (or the takeaway driver)... but either way, I'm going to enquire about it.

Who would live here? 🙋‍♂️🛶

Throwback to when Dave banked the Essex Common from his local stretch of River in Yorkshire.Awesome work mate, absolute ...
11/01/2026

Throwback to when Dave banked the Essex Common from his local stretch of River in Yorkshire.

Awesome work mate, absolute result. That is a proper piece of history right there.

Cracking photo, cracking fish. 📸👊

11/01/2026

Living the dream in the submarine. 🚢🐟

What is the ONE thing you'd like to achieve in fishing before you pack in? 📝🎣
11/01/2026

What is the ONE thing you'd like to achieve in fishing before you pack in? 📝🎣

The Big Girl Bistro in Fulham, West London... 🐟If you're looking for the ultimate experience, look no further. It offers...
11/01/2026

The Big Girl Bistro in Fulham, West London... 🐟

If you're looking for the ultimate experience, look no further. It offers a stylish, cozy atmosphere with elegant decor—perfect for an intimate evening.

It's a place where anglers can gather to handle something substantial, and even non-anglers can come inside and embrace the culture.

Trust me, you've never been anywhere quite like The Big Girl. She's magnificent. 😉🍷

11/01/2026

Carp fishing’s not tough at all...Take it easy, and have a ball! 🎣🎉

They don't make them like this anymore. 🎞️A proper slice of angling history: Ritchie McDonald and a stunning Leney Commo...
11/01/2026

They don't make them like this anymore. 🎞️

A proper slice of angling history: Ritchie McDonald and a stunning Leney Common.

Officially recorded at 28lb, though legend has it the scales were bouncing over 30lb and Ritchie got short-changed by a jealous weighing partner!

Forget the weight though—look at the photo. No filters, just crisp old-school photography.

Absolute perfection. 🎩🐟

There aren't many moments in life that will make a grown man instantly drop a hot cup of tea and his dinner in the mud.....
10/01/2026

There aren't many moments in life that will make a grown man instantly drop a hot cup of tea and his dinner in the mud... ☕🥪

But a screaming run out of the blue is definitely one of them.

From silence to adrenaline-packed madness in a split second.

That feeling never gets old. 🎣⚡

10/01/2026

Feeding time folks! ⏰Get on the fishmeals. 🐟

The magic of this sport?You can walk past a stranger on the street and have nothing in common.But meet that same strange...
10/01/2026

The magic of this sport?

You can walk past a stranger on the street and have nothing in common.

But meet that same stranger on the bank, spot a rod pod, and suddenly you’re chatting like old friends for an hour.
We are a tribe. We speak the same language. We share the same obsession.

You’re never truly alone on the bank. 🌐👋

Building a spot is the ultimate test of patience. It’s not about turning up and hoping for the best; it’s about strategy...
10/01/2026

Building a spot is the ultimate test of patience. It’s not about turning up and hoping for the best; it’s about strategy. It’s those trips to the lake when you aren't even fishing. It’s watching the water, introducing the food, and waiting for the fish to gain confidence. When you finally catch one from a spot you’ve nurtured for weeks, it hits different. That wasn't luck. That was architecture. 👌🐟

The Carp Ark sets sail! 🚢The Thames Expedition is officially underway. Who fancies a week on this beast? 👇🌊
10/01/2026

The Carp Ark sets sail! 🚢

The Thames Expedition is officially underway.

Who fancies a week on this beast? 👇🌊

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