The Mackem Bible

19/09/2025

I love these Newcastle after the match dressing room pics....🧐

04/09/2025

Chef wanted.. ensure you understand the role.

⚠️ HEAD CHEF WANTED 👩‍🍳
Must be experienced in a HEAD CHEF Role, Be able to take responsibility for the Kitchen without passing blame!

If the following apply to you ......
❗️DO NOT APPLY FOR THIS ROLE❗️;
- Dick heads who pass the blame
- Don't take accountability for own actions and those of the kitchen team.
- Stroppy Diva who uses shouting as a communication style.
- You've worked here before (theres a reason you're not here anymore so dont bother).
- Threatens walking out when theres more than 2 meals to cook at a time.

If you're in the minority of great, hardworking Head Chefs still around, get in touch with us and a welcoming Team & Excellent Rate of Pay will apply to this role.

We look forward to hearing from you!

19/08/2025

17/08/2025

😂😂 keep the tosser in, make him watch it week in week out

13/08/2025

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

13/08/2025

Absolutely sh*te this :-/ great gaff too.

22/07/2025

This windows shaping up nicely! Can't wait for the long missed premier league derby.

22/07/2025

RIP OZZY, you're up there rocking with the rest of them. 🖤

22/11/2024

More security here, than the British border..

05/08/2024

20/06/2024

Every England SAFC supporter after tonight's sh*tshow.