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Carters Photography, Tamworth (2025)

29/11/2025

Another full weekend of magic ✨

28/11/2025

It’s Skylah’s 1st Christmas 🤗❄️🎅🏼

27/11/2025

Wishing the cutest duo the happiest of 1st Birthdays 🥳 have the best day little fairies 🧚🏼

24/11/2025

Last week and weekend of Xmas minis coming up 🎅🏼

22/11/2025

Another full day of Xmas magic today ✨

22/11/2025

A gentle reminder that I’m now taking bookings for School Photos in January . . .

😂

Before becoming a parent, I thought School Photo Days were straightforward, a fella takes a picture of your kid at school, you buy a copy from them for a few quid. ..Nope.

- Hi there, we’ve taken a picture of your kid at school and wondered if you’d like one?

- Oh, ok, yeah I’ll take one.

- Well.. we don’t do single photos we do ‘packages’.

- Ok, what’s the most basic package?

- That would be Package One. It’s one normal-sized photo and 42 wallet-sized photos.

- Well, that’s sh*te, I don’t know 42 people. I certainly don’t know 42 people who own a wallet. And I definitely don’t know 42 people who are weird enough to carry around a picture of someone else’s kid in their wallet.

- They’re great for passport photos.

- 42!? How many passports do you think he needs? He’s a six year old kid, not James Fu**kin Bond.

- OK, well Package Two is one of our bestsellers.

- What’s that?

- That’s 20 photos, all really awkward sizes, either too small to frame or too big to give to relatives without it being weird.

- Great. ..Package Three?

- That’s Package Two plus a snow-globe and a 6-foot canvas for your living room wall.

- Jesus, no.

- Look just give me the cheapest.. Package One.

- Certainly.

- Is that it? Can I pay now?

- Tea towel?

- What?

- Tea towel?

- Are you taking the p**s? Why the bloody hell would I want a tea towel with a picture of my kid gurning on it? It’d be like drying the pots with the Turin Shroud. I’ll just take the..

- Cushion?

- No.

- Mug?

- No.

- 6 foot cardboard cut-out.

- NO.

- What about a hot air balloon? They’re twenty feet wide and we’ll tether it to your back fence.

- Wha..?

- They’re very popular.

- No.

- We can project your kid’s face on to the moon?

- Why would yo..?

- What about one of those big, blow-up, wavey -hands things you get outside car dealerships?

- NO.

- We’ll tattoo their face onto a pig?

- JESUS CHRIST!?, what is wrong with you people!? Look, just send me the sh*tty wallet package.

- No problem. Package One. That’ll be 45 quid please.

- What the bloody..!? Are you hand-painting each one!? I’m not paying that.

- Well, its memories isn’t it. And they are only young once, aren’t they? And you can’t get this time back and..

- ..Fine.

…and give me one of those f*ing tea towels as well.