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CRISP ADDICTS, CRUNCH GUZZLERS & SALT-SPERTS GET YA’SELVES DOWN TO SNTV THIS SUNDAY! Join yours hosts Captain Crisp & TO...
22/08/2025

CRISP ADDICTS, CRUNCH GUZZLERS & SALT-SPERTS GET YA’SELVES DOWN TO SNTV THIS SUNDAY!

Join yours hosts Captain Crisp & TOYBOX for a VERY crispy competitive time.

See ya there then!

Crisp-lovers & crunch addicts of Kelmarsh Hall rejoice, for Captain Crisp has landed on your salty shores. Prepare yours...
22/08/2025

Crisp-lovers & crunch addicts of Kelmarsh Hall rejoice, for Captain Crisp has landed on your salty shores.

Prepare yourself for Extreme Crisp challenges as we witness the SNTV’s final fried potato themed battle of the UK greenfield festival season. KICK IT!

You’d better be as still as a bag of frozen peas when DJ TV Licence is about! One wrong move and you’ll be fined by  and...
21/08/2025

You’d better be as still as a bag of frozen peas when DJ TV Licence is about! One wrong move and you’ll be fined by and trust us, you don’t have time for the small print on that one!

It’s wall to wall telly bangers AHOY with DJ TV Licence at Compass on Sunday! So be there or be as square as your eyes would be if you’d sat as close as you wanted to the telly when you were a kid.

Compass Presents | | 3-5pm Sunday

In-House Nana & all ‘round good egg  will be joining us to value your Shambala Heir Looms LIVE on stage. So turn down so...
21/08/2025

In-House Nana & all ‘round good egg will be joining us to value your Shambala Heir Looms LIVE on stage.

So turn down songs of praise, grab a nice cup of tea & head on down to Compass at Shambala on Sunday!

Superstar DJ Jason Milkshake gets ready to explain the offside rule backwards while falling over on purpose. He likes lo...
21/08/2025

Superstar DJ Jason Milkshake gets ready to explain the offside rule backwards while falling over on purpose.

He likes long walks on the beach & his favourite meal is chocolate digestive sandwiches with a cold ravioli chaser.

WLTM a girl who brings milkshake to the yard.

Catch him on Sunday on Compass Presents!

Babiest of all the Babies is ready to battle any baby who claims to be babier that her. Get your nappies at the ready, o...
21/08/2025

Babiest of all the Babies is ready to battle any baby who claims to be babier that her. Get your nappies at the ready, over 3’s need not apply.

She’ll be sipping from a sippy cup chalice & smashing buttons on her Early Learning Centre decks so you’d better watch it or you’ll both be sent to the naughty step in Compass on Sunday (3-5pm!)

Whose a good horsey then? It’s  of course! The horse box is loaded! We’ve got plenty of carrots & sugar cubes and he is ...
21/08/2025

Whose a good horsey then? It’s of course! The horse box is loaded! We’ve got plenty of carrots & sugar cubes and he is making his way to Northamptonshire as we type!

Catch him on Sunday at Compass for a fast & furious HorseCore set between 3&5pm. Blink & You’ll miss him!

DJ TOYBOX has been rocking the mainstage of the never-ending after party since their inception in 1992. Since then it’s ...
20/08/2025

DJ TOYBOX has been rocking the mainstage of the never-ending after party since their inception in 1992.

Since then it’s been non-stop School Disco Bangers, theme tunes & an unhealthy obsession with Mr. Blobby & Princess Diana.

If you’re not dancing like a 7 years old at a school disco at 3am on Sunday night at the Children’s Campfire then who even are you?

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WE’RE TELLY ADDICTS! And so are you! How do they even cram that much glorious content into 2 short sweet hours we hear y...
20/08/2025

WE’RE TELLY ADDICTS! And so are you! How do they even cram that much glorious content into 2 short sweet hours we hear you cry!

Well, with some difficulty if we’re honest. But we won’t be stopped. Infact we CAN’T be stopped. It IS what she would have wanted after all! Oh, and we’ve got a big clock. That helps.

Follow us & tag a telly addict mate in this post for you and them to both win a SNTV lighter & trinket tin! 🥳 OOERRRRR!

Let’s meet some of the the Neuro-fabulous Super Nothing Crew you’ll see at  shall we?FIRST UP: it’s ever-so-sad  - he’s ...
20/08/2025

Let’s meet some of the the Neuro-fabulous Super Nothing Crew you’ll see at shall we?

FIRST UP: it’s ever-so-sad - he’s ready to cry you a salty river then fall over backwards into it just enough it looks like he’s wet himself (again).

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We are very excited to roll about on the floor with you you at Compass 3-5pm Sunday  YOU ABSOLUTE MASSIVE SILLY BILLIES!...
20/08/2025

We are very excited to roll about on the floor with you you at Compass 3-5pm Sunday YOU ABSOLUTE MASSIVE SILLY BILLIES!

The absolute nonsense fuelled carnage that we brought to you lovely lot at Balter has been Immortalised by . Here is the...
22/06/2025

The absolute nonsense fuelled carnage that we brought to you lovely lot at Balter has been Immortalised by .

Here is the first Album of what we managed to get up to at the last ever Balter Festival.

We have more photos in the OTTERtorium to follow and we'll also be sharing our highlights from Miss Balter 2025.

But for now - fasten yer seatbelts and grab an extra hot extra caffinated beverage 'cos you're GOING IN.

Thanks again to OTTER Produces for hosting us!

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