Connectable

17/12/2025

"If he (Bishop Abioye) should leave me for one second, the devil will celebrate in hell. But he's solid with me, day and night. He can tell you more stories. He's been with me on motor bikes, he has run ahead of me to tell them I am coming to preach." Bishop Oyedepo.

14/11/2025

BREAKING_NEWS

They are now in EDO oh!
This happened this morning at BENIN city EDO state; a lady called an Aboki, as we all call them, a shoemaker, to help fix her slippers.
She allowed him to stay in their compound while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing.
When he was fixing her slippers, he added something under before stitching it back.
Luckily for the Lady, her Landlord was on the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge.

When he was through, he called her that he had finished. When she came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK.

Her landlord shouted from upstairs ‘No oh, don’t put your leg in those slippers. I’m coming.’

He came downstairs and forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers; the Aboki refused.

Then he alerted neighbours. So, they all gathered and forced him to wear the slippers.

Immediately, he put his leg in the slippers; guess what happened??

Hmmmm!!!!

The slippers cut... He did not sew it well

25/10/2025

19/10/2025

24/09/2025

Harsh reality. Most women who go to work have work husbands/boyfriends. Work husbands actually exist. Your woman will be in a relationship with you back home, but simultaneously also in one with a workmate/boss

She gets to do all the things a wife would do for a husband - packs lunch for him and obviously sIeep together, either in the office, Toilet, car or Hotel. And that's why your woman is hardly in the m00d, because she's getting it somewhere

Real passionate s£x, not the b0ring s£x you have with her. Think about it, the thrill of having s£x in the office, b£nding her ace on the chair, desk, cupboards, Toilet seater unlike with you on your flat b0ring b£d. No wonder she's hardly in the m00d

Those late hours at the office, it's not really work but just some late night kn@cking. Why do you think she's excited when they have seminars/workshops, that's a well deserved vacation with her work husband, far away from you

That time you'll be texting "be safe babe" oh yes she's safe, safe in her work husband's hands. Which is why it's important to visit your woman's workplace randomly. Even if you don't see her cheatng, you may be sh0ck£d to see a man who resembles your funny Iooking kidds back home. Not to mention the funny looks her workmates give you

This is why by all means every man should strive to earn more, so that your woman can stay home, this work thing is riskky. lnfact if your woman works, they're high chances, she has already cheated, she is cheating or she will cheat. How you handle that is entirely up to you

Is the Volume still Okay?

20/09/2025

Women Do Not Ever Chêát by Mistake:

Let’s get something straight:

A woman doesn’t “accidentally” chêat.

She didn’t trip and fall on a d***.
She climbed it—with intention. 🙃

She made a choice.
And her choice was:
Not you.

Let that sink in.

1. She Didn’t Slip. She Scheduled It.

She planned it down to the minute.

* Told you she was “working late”
* Picked the right pantíëš
* Turned off her location
* Left your house smelling like coconut oil and came back smelling like his cologne

You think she was confused? Nah.
She was composed. Calculated. Cold.

2. It Was a Whole Production—And You Were the Fool in the Credits

It wasn’t just her and the guy.

* Her girls hyped her up in the group chat
* Her bestie covered for her
* The Uber driver knew
* Even the waiter at the lounge gave her “the look”

Everyone knew—except you.

You were the last to find out.
Because you were never the main character. Just a prop.
A placeholder. A wallet.
Maybe even the babysitter for her real plans.

3. If You Stay, She’ll Cheat Again—Just Smarter This Time

She saw how easy it was.
And worse, she saw you stayed.

Now, you’re no longer a man.
You’re a soft spot.
A man with no standards.

She knows it. Her friends know it. Her next man knows it.

Staying doesn’t make you strong.
It makes you available for more damäğë.

4. You’re Rískin' Your Lifê

You’re worried about your relationship with her.
You should be worried about your health.

She didn’t just slëêp with him.
She swapped spit, sweat, and possibly disêäse.

You’re thinking of second chances.
She might’ve given you a silent viřús and called it “growth.”

And if she got prêgnänt?

You better be on that DNÄ test before you celebrate. 😀

5. Women Who Chêãt Rarely Respect the Men Who Forgive Them

You took her back?

Watch how she talks to you now.

* “You’re too emotional.”
* “You’re insecure.”
* “Let it go already!”

She’s not sorry.
She’s irritâtêd you still remember.
She wants to forget it happened—so she can do it again, without guilt.

You didn’t save the relationship.
You buried your self-respect.

6. The Next Man? He’s Getting Her Best

Yes—HER BEST.

You got the lies.
He gets the lingêrië.

You got the fake headache.
He gets the loud moans.

You got the “I’m not in the móôd.”
He gets the “Come over, I miss you.”

And you stayed.

7. She Didn’t Just Chêàt on You. She Studied You.

She knew your schedule.
Your weak spots.
Your blind trust.

She used all of it—to beträãy you clean.

Not once.
But maybe twice.
Maybe more.

You’re not forgiving her.
You’re funding her next hotël room.

Listen:

When a woman cheats…
It’s not just betrayal.
It’s wãř on your identity as a man.

Don’t let your pride d!e in silence.

Walk away with your dignity intact.

Let her go.
And watch how fast the streets return her to sender.

🚨 Make sure you ain't a chëäting man too then expect faithfulness.

©️ Yvonne Funmi