Mike Starkie

Mike Starkie Conservative candidate for Mayor of Cumbria

Promoted by Mike Graham on behalf of Cumbria Conservatives, all of 4 New Rd, Kendal, LA9 4AY

Rachel Reeves would do well to take heed of the tax and beer analogy as she prepares to soak those who already contribut...
16/10/2025

Rachel Reeves would do well to take heed of the tax and beer analogy as she prepares to soak those who already contribute the most

Suppose that once a week, ten people go out for a beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

The first four (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. And the tenth (the richest) would pay £59. So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten people drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.” Drinks for the ten would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other six? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get their fair share?

They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and they proceeded to work out the amounts that each should now pay.

And so, the fifth person, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving). The sixth now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving). The seventh now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving). The eighth now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving). The ninth now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving). And the tenth now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving). Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.

But, once outside the bar, they began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth person. He pointed to the tenth person, “but he got £10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth person. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he/she/they got ten times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh. “Why should they get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine people surrounded the tenth and beat them up. (See Labour economic policy to see them figuratively do this!)

The next week the tenth person didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without them. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!

The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Taking politicised economic swipes at additional rate tax changes is much the same (Keir Starmer).

For those who understand this no explanation is needed !

For those who don’t understand it, no explanation is possible !

(Adapted from source unknown)

Attended the inaugural ReGenerate Cumbria conference yesterday with Matty Jackman - Serving Through Politics at Siverhol...
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Unemployment is rising because Labour have made it too expensive to hire and too easy not to work.

Keir Starmer has no backbone. He is too weak to stand up to his left-wing MPs and cut welfare.

We have a plan to scrap business rates for shops, pubs and cafés and protect jobs.

Labour always leave unemployment higher when they leave office than when they entered, every Labour government in histor...
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Labour always leave unemployment higher when they leave office than when they entered, every Labour government in history

Hard hit hospitality sector sees 59,000 jobs lost in past year according to ONS data

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63% of people support our plan to abolish Stamp Duty and build a stronger economy.

The Conservatives are on the side of Britain.

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The Final CurtainToday is my last as Mayor Of Copeland and my last day of working 43 years on from leaving School. I am ...
31/03/2023

The Final Curtain

Today is my last as Mayor Of Copeland and my last day of working 43 years on from leaving School. I am now retired and looking forward to what will hopefully be a life of leisure.
From beginning work at 16 on the construction of Pond 5 at Sellafield and over 32 fabulous years in Financial Services working in every part of the U.K. I have had some great experiences and met and worked with some fantastic people many of whom are incredibly talented and successful.
The last 8 years I have had the honour and privilege to serve the people and the Borough of Copeland as the Elected Mayor which has been a fantastic experience and the people I have worked with there have been superb. Politics certainly has its challenges but I have thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it and it has again presented me with the opportunity to meet people from all walks of life and have experiences you would not normally encounter.
In retirement I will fondly reflect on some great times and some great successes during my journey through my working life and be thankful to all the fantastic people I have worked with and for, they have left me with some fantastic memories.
I will certainly miss the day to day interaction with the people I work with but am very much looking forward to the joys and freedom of retirement. It’s been a long journey and my thanks to everybody who has in anyway been part of it and made it so fulfilling and enjoyable.

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