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30/04/2023

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a r**e!" This is called "Be being Professional" Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid.

There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million.

The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

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15/01/2023

I put Messi in my pocket in Laliga , and you are the younger brother Haaland 🤣 I'm enough to control midfield.

09/01/2023

Nigeria Politician and Business Mogul,

AIT Chairman, Chief Raymond Dokpesi, Arrested By UK Police

Chairman of DAAR Communications Chief Raymond Dokpesi has been arrested by the UK Scotland Yard.

He was picked up on Sunday at Terminal 2 of Heathrow Airport in London.

A reliable source who was on the same flight confirmed the arrest to Whistler.

The source said: "We were on a flight from Frankfurt to London, and as we were about to arrive in London, we were informed that we should all stay on our seats when the aircraft lands...

And that the police wanted to do something. We were informed that there would be a police operation.

So when we landed, the police came in and asked, "Who is Raymond Dokpesi?" and they have taken him away. He was wearing an agbada. "He was arrested in London." The source concluded.

Dokpesi, according to findings would appear in court on Monday for remand. Though reasons for his arrest have not been disclosed but our guess would be political and monetary related reasons

02/01/2023

A Chance to Say Goodbye to Benedict Draws Thousands The pope emeritus is lying in state in St. Peter’s Basilica, where a long line of mourners, including Roman Catholic faithful and tourists, waited to pray and to pay last respects.

Thousands of people lined up outside St. Peter’s Basilica in Vatican City on Monday to pay last respects to Benedict XVI, the pope emeritus, who died on Saturday at age 95 and is now lying in state.
The long line — a mix of Roman Catholic faithful and tourists — moved steadily, snaking across the square in front of the basilica and along the street leading up to it under an overcast sky.
“I really wanted to give him a last goodbye,” said one mourner, Anna Angelini, 85, who hitched a 90-minute ride with a neighbor from her home outside Rome. “This pope, I hold him in my heart.”
Benedict led the world’s 1.3 billion Roman Catholics from 2005 to 2013. He stunned the world a decade ago when he announced that he would retire, the first pope to do so in some 600 years, citing his declining physical and mental state.

He lived for another 10 years, however, residing in a secluded monastery on the grounds of the Vatican, remaining “hidden from the world,” as he had pledged to do.

Inside St. Peter’s, Benedict rested on a simple dais in front of the main altar, dressed in traditional red and white garments, his hands crossed beneath a rosary. He did not have a pallium, the vestment symbolizing the authority of archdiocesan bishops because it was “a symbol of jurisdiction which is normally not used for a retired prelate,” according to the Vatican website Vatican News. There were no other papal insignia or regalia, such as the silver staff with a crucifix.
Two Swiss Guards in their colorful uniforms stood at attention as mourners passed in front of the dais, some making the sign of the cross. The Swiss Guard protect the pope and his residence.

30/12/2022

Al Nassr statement on Cristiano Ronaldo 🇸🇦🇵🇹

“History in the making. This is a signing that will not only inspire our club to achieve even greater success but inspire our league, our nation and future generations, boys and girls to be the best version of themselves”.

30/12/2022

This 73 year old man lives the middle of the woods in the United States of America and pays just $370 a monthly to live

27/12/2022

Man Utd secured a return to winning ways against Nottingham Forest in their first Premier League game since the World Cup Marcus Rashford continued his rich vein of form as Manchester United closed in on the Premier League top four with a 3-0 win over Nottingham Forest.
Rashford, fresh from an impressive World Cup campaign with England, scored the opener and made the second for Anthony Martial as United moved to within one point of fourth-placed Tottenham.
He was off the pitch by the time that Fred added late gloss to the victory that Rashford spearheaded. The 25-year-old has been back to his best this season and scored his eighth goal in 13 games for club and country, looking a real threat throughout the match.
The way he combined with Martial and Antony in attack suggests that United will fare just fine without the departed Cristiano Ronaldo.
And with the possibility of additions next month, Erik ten Hag’s side will be making a real push to break into those Champions League places and stay in them through the second half of the season.
For Forest, who had a goal ruled out by VAR, this match went a little better than the last time they played United when they lost 8-1 in 18, but they remain in the bottom three and with Chelsea to come on New Year’s Day it does not get any easier.
Having conceded six at Manchester City andfiveArsenal, Steve Cooper’s side will have arrived at Old Trafford with a sense of trepidation about what was to come.
They had a taste of what might be in store as early as the fourth minute as Wayne Hennessey – making his first Premier League start since January – turned a Tyrell Malacia shot onto a post.
The next 15 minutes were actually of promise for Forest as they probed United without prospect of creating anything and then it all fell apart inside the space of four minutes.
The hosts took the lead in the 19th minute with a goal straight off the training ground as Rashford darted to the front post to meet Christian Eriksen’s low corner and swept into the far corner to draw level with Eric Cantona on 64 Premier League goals for United.

26/12/2022

Mikel Arteta: “We want to sign players early in January as we did last summer. What we cannot afford is get a player here that is not for us” ⚪️🔴

“We don’t need a body, we jusr need players that make the team better. We are aligned with Edu and the board”.

22/12/2022

Popular Standup Comedian and Flatmate Producer . Bright Okpocha a.k.a Basketmouth officially announced an end 12yrs marriage.💔💔

13/11/2022

At least six people have been killed and 81 wounded in an explosion in a busy area of central Istanbul, Turkish authorities have said.
The blast happened at about 16:20 local time (13:20 GMT) on a shopping street in the Taksim Square area, the Turkish city's governor Ali Yerlikaya said.
Vice-President Fuat Oktay said the blast was thought to be a terrorist attack carried out by a woman.
President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said the perpetrators would be punished.

29/10/2022

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25/10/2022

All the big manufacturing companies listed on the Nigerian stock exchange are struggling and grasping for breath at the moment.

From Unilever to PZ, none is spared from this brutal meltdown.

PZ that has these popular products on the market with popular brand names like Morning Fresh, Zip, Canoe, Premier, Excel, Joy, Stella, Venus, Imperial Leather, Cussons Baby, Original Source, Mamador oil, Carex. declared a profit of N6.6 billion from a revenue of N99.5 billion.

In reality, the company made a profit because they sold one of their properties in Ikoyi, which they described as non-core residential properties.

The company sold the Ikoyi property for 8.6 billion naira, and that is where their profit for this year came from and not from their core business of selling their popular products like Joy soap in the market.

When you remove the sale of the Ikoyi properties from their book,the company made a loss this year.

The company made a loss of N231 million in 2022 as against a N946 million profit made in 2021.

When you look at smaller companies in the same segment who are more nimble, they are not struggling like PZ or Unilever.

I know a friend in the personal care category like PZ.

His small factory is in Agbara, Ogun state.

My friend is cashing out and cannot even meet demand.

His only problem is the high cost of raw materials, but consumers are buying his products.

This is why I don’t understand where the struggle of PZ's is coming from.

Things are so bad for PZ Nigeria that the company is staying afloat because of the N53.4 billion bailout and inter company loan from the parent company in the UK , PZ UK.

PZ Nigeria has written down a significant part of the manufacturing plant, and equipment in this segment has been written down to zero.

When you remove the bailout, PZ is dead and dried.

For proper context, the assets of PZ in Nigeria are just worth 39 billion naira , so what this means is that even if PZ decides to close down today because of the harsh economic environment and liquidate their assets, the parent company cannot recover their N53.4 billion bailout money back because the assets can not pay back the inter-company loan.

I don’t know. Maybe the overhead and operational costs that these big guys are carrying that the small players don’t have are dragging them back or maybe the Buhari economic policies are choking them to death.

I don’t understand again.

12/10/2022

Educated,exposed,urbane, connected, cultured, refined, polished, respected,valued,appreciated and honoured.
Models and epitomes of decency and respect, elevating the status of the girl child with their achievements,while remaining humble and level headed.
Let’s focus on celebrating these ones, their composure and mien are exemplary of the value they bring to the scheme of things.
Ladies and gentlemen,give it up for the first women to receive the second highest honour in the land, Drs Amina Mohammed and Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala GCONs. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.

05/10/2022

This photo was taken in Damascus in 1899. The dwarf is Samir. He is a Christian and cannot walk. The one who carries him on his back is Muhammad. He is a Muslim and he is blind.

Mohamed relies on Samir to tell him where to go, and Samir uses his friend's back to navigate the city streets. They were both orphans and lived in the same room.

Samir was a hakawati, he had the gift of narration and told stories of a thousand and one nights to the customers of a cafe in Damascus, Mohamed sold bolbolas in front of the same cafe and liked to listen to his friend's stories.

One day, when he retired to his room, Muhammad found his companion dead. He wept and mourned his friend for seven days straight. When asked how they got along so well, being of different religions, he said only this:

"Here we were the same", pointing with his hand to his heart.

22/09/2022

𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞.
A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago.
It is a bit older now but before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them you want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it.

The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because they said it looks pretty worn out.”

The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.” The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.”

The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Holden Torana and it's an iconic car and sought by many collectors”

Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you. Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.

19/09/2022

His landlord sent him and his family packing because he could not renew his house rent.

He then applied for loan from the manager of the company he was working for, but the loan was not approved.

He contacted the influential man in his community, but could not find help. He then called his relatives on the phone , but no one helped him.

He went to Facebook and posted, seeking for help, but the only thing he got was: 2likes and 0 comments.

He became frustrated and sent 120 messages to friends on his contact list, asking them for support of N100,000. Unfortunately, only 10 people responded to the message. Six out of the 10 said they had nothing to give. Only one out of 4 people gave him N20,000, but the rest kept apologizing and eventually stopped picking his calls.

The landlord locked the house!

His family were thrown out and left at the front door of the house with their belongings.

He became more frustrated!

He went everywhere in search of help but could not find one until nightfall.

As he made more effort in the dark, looking for solution, a truck ran over him and killed him instantly.

The next day, news of his death spread everywhere.

His Facebook friends made 2220 posts on his wall, mourning his death and expressing their admiration for him.

The landlord immediately ran to open the door for his family to go in to receive mourners.

The influential man who earlier refused to help him, took some food items and groceries to the family to cook for the mourners.

Preparations for his burial began later and his friends, who formed a committee raised N1,200,000 through donations to feed sympathizers that will be coming from different places.

His co-workers also raised N300,000 to collect booths, chairs and other items.

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