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13/09/2020

* * * THREAT OF CULT IN NIGERIA * * *

We may not really understand this article if we don't know what is cult. However, English dictionary defined it thus; a way of life, an attitude, an idea, etc that has become very popular: a small group of people who have extreme religious beliefs and are not part of any established religion.
Cult and cultists are a threat to our collective existence in Nigeria if not properly manage now. It's now an open secret that cultism had claimed more than one million youthful lives in Nigeria all thanks to Prof. Wole Soyinka who brought this plague into our universities that has spread like wide fire among the literate and the illiterate in Nigeria and it headquarters in Port Harcourt, River's State.
You, will agree with me that many of our politicians can't spend a night in their villages as a result of this group of nefarious people who has taken to all types of crimes to please their narcotics live styles.
Nevertheless, all hope is not lost if the Nigeria and the Rivers State government in particular can take the bull by it horn...

1. AMNESTY:- The federal and the States government should give amnesty to cultists nation wide in other to make them lay down their arms and embrace a new live outside crimes. This simply means giving a new live back to those guys who are tired of the act but can't say it to other members who are equally tired too because of fear of being killed.

2. REHABILITATION & EMPOWERMENT:- The government should rehabilitate and empower them to be a better persons in our society. The government can engage them in a skillful trainings home and abroad.

3. ENACT LAW:- The state and the national assemblies should enacts law that will make cultism an offence punishable by death not live sentence thereby making it unattractive to those who may think of going back to their vomit or starting a of live crime.

Note: Am not a cultist thus u will say am advocating for myself, rather am written out of the burden and desire of a better and crimes free nation, Nigeria.

[ Written by Senator Abel on the 13-09-2020.
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16/04/2019

* * * WILL U STILL MARRY HER ? * * *

[ Arm robbers attack a home in Uyo Akwa-ibom State.]

GANG LEADER: [shouting to the house owner] Take this gun and shoot ur wife now.

HUSBAND: Mbok I can't sir.

GANG LEADER: If u don't kill her I will kill u myself.

HUSBAND: [stare at his wife with tears in his eyes] I can't kill her it's better u kill me.

GANG LEADER: Why ?

HUSBAND: This woman here has suffered with me when I got nothing, now that God has bless me and here u are asking me to kill that same woman please I can't kill her.

GANG LEADER: Hmmmm... U can't ?

HUSBAND: Yes.

[The GANG LEADER hand over the gun to the man's wife.]

GANG LEADER [to the woman] Shoot ur husband now or I will kill u myself.

WIFE: Darling, mbok say ur last prayer.

[the man was dumbfounded, his heart fell into his stomach.]

GANG LEADER: Shoot him now.

WIFE: Darling, am sorry I can't die for u am not Juliet beside the last time I checked ur name is not Romeo but AKPAN ETUCK.

[she shot the man directly at his head not knowing that the arm robbers didn't put bullets in that gun]

ARM RUBBERS [laugh tauntingly]

GANG LEADER: U are a very wicked woman, so this is how u would have killed ur husband and take over his property if I had load that gun with bullets?
Woman, U don't deserve to live, I will kill u now.

[c**k his gun]

HUSBAND: [tearfully.] Mbok sir, don't kill her just leave her to God.

QUESTION...
IF U WERE THE MAN WILL U STILL MARRY THE WOMAN ?

[WRITTEN BY SENATOR ABEL]

07/04/2019

Which of these books did u read and which one do u preferred to the others?

26/02/2019

Atiku lost in his home town and won in Asorock.
Buhari won in his home town and lost in Asorock.
MEANING...
Atiku is needed at Asorock while Buhari is needed at home simple.

03/01/2019

GEOGRAPHICAL DESCRIPTION OF OBOLO NATION

Andoni is among the local governments that formed the present Rivers state. It consists of Western Andoni in Rivers state and Eastern Andoni now Eastern Obolo in Akwa-ibom state.
It falls within latitude 4 and 5 North and Longitude 7.15 and 8 East.
The area has a population of about 1.2 million, this figures however, included the Eastern Andoni with 25% that was merged with Akwa-ibom state some years ago. Presently, Andoni is made up of three clans viz, NGO, UNYEADA and ATABA clans while the fourth clan OKORO-ETE clan in Eastern Andoni or Eastern Obolo is now in Akwa-ibom State.
Andoni/Obolo is geographically bounded on the Northern fringe by the Ogoni people, on the East by the Ibeno of Akwa-ibom, on the South by Atlantic Ocean while Bonny and Okrika towns are in the Western part.
The Andoni people live along the River Andoni which was formerly known as, "Rio de san Dani ngo".
Andoni has a territory broken up by seas, rivers and creek. In fact, Andoni territory constitutes a coarse terrain and conspicuously isolated from the hinterland. It has many big towns and villages which are distributed within some major islands. Some of these major towns include, NGO, UNYEADA , ASARAMA , IKURU-TOWN, EBUKUMA, IBOT-IREM, OKORO-ETE among others.
It has OYOROKOTO and AGBAMA as the largest fishing ports in the whole area of Rivers state and West Africa at large.
Significantly, the inhabitants has one common name, similar goals and one political head (OKAN-OBOLO).
Andoni is rapidity growing in social and economic importance. It is the gateway to major fishing ports in Rivers State.

Am a proud son of Obolo Nation.

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01/01/2019

HAPPY NEW FRIENDS
U WILL CELEBRATE ALL THROUGH THIS YEAR 2019 IN JESUS NAME.... AMEN.

24/12/2018

TEACH UR CHILDREN HOW TO PRAY

I was so embarrassed today when I visited my friend at home, after a brief discussion with wines he lead the way to dinner table where I got the shock of my life.
He asked his daughter [she is about three years old] to lead us in prayer as we have our meal but I was clothed with shame when the little girl said...
"Daddy bless the food in daddy's name and I cover this food with mummy blood...Amen"
What an embarrassing moment for my friend and wife; for about five minutes we couldn't touch the food that was covered with mummy blood perhaps, her menstrual blood.
Notwithstanding, I took it upon myself to teach the little girl on how to effectively pray dinner short prayer.
Conclusively, am calling on parents to teach their wards how to pray simple table prayer like...
"God bless this food in Jesus name... Amen" remember what u sow today u shall reap it tomorrow. Teach ur children today to avoid embarrassment tomorrow.

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04/12/2018

* * * ABUSE OF NIGERIA POLICE * * *

Police:. English dictionary defined it as the men and women whose job is to prevent crime, keep order, see that laws are obeyed.
The Nigeria police has been abused by the Politicians, Pastors (Church owners) Kings and Rich business men and women.
The Nigeria police is a disgrace of itself and to the police force worldwide.
Nigeria is country of over 170m citizens as of 2010 general census and we believe by now 2018 it should be above 200m citizens.
However, I can confidently tell u that we don't have up to 1m police men and women due to the abuse and corruption that is another name of the force.

1. POLITICIANS: - Politicians are leading in the abuse of the Nigeria police force, my visit to a former commissioner's house at Shelter Estate in Akwa-ibom state name Enorbong Uwar confirm the fact that Nigeria police is an insult to other police institutions worldwide; believe me I met about 15 police men on duty guarding a man and his family, they were cage like German dogs.

2. PASTORS (Church owners): - The pastors are not left out of the abuse because I know of a pastor still at Shelter whose house I regard as mini police station.

3. RICH BUSINESS MEN/WOMEN: - The business men and women are not also left out of the abuse; here in Shelter extension a woman own almost the extension land and sell it to the highest bidder(s), believe me friends a knock at her gate will surprise u because some military men are also cage like German dogs, if u call it Mini Barrack u are correct because the woman is caging and feeding not less than 50 soldiers.

4. Kings are not also left out of the abuse of the Nigeria police institution, a visit to a first class king in Eleme Rivers State named Appolus Chue will surprise u because the King who is not always in the country is caging over 50 mobile police men with armored tank at the front of his palace.
Mathematically if 15 police men are cage in a former commissioner house, how many will be cage in a former Governor perhaps 50 while 100 will be cage a current governor office and 150 police men and women will possiblely be cage in former President while a seating President is going around with over 50 thousand police men and women and other security officers, believe me friends the current and former local government chairmen, counsellors and other polithievecians will definitely have their own shalock pond of flesh on the Nigeria police.
What an ignominious slavery of the Nigeria police force, no wonder the unlucky police officers who are not cage and feed by these classes of men and women are very brutal to the ordinary man on the street of Portharcourt and other Nigeria cities.

* no wonder the officers who live on their salaries always shoot and kill motorists who refuse to give them #50 bribe.

* No wonder the police officers who live on their salaries always implicate an innocent man just to get their satanic bailout bond.

* No wonder bail is not free despite the effort of different Inspector General of police.

* No wonder every poor man in Nigeria is guilty of one offence or the other.

* No wonder combat police officers fight their miserable selves every day on street of Lagos because of #50 bribe they collected from an innocent motoris.

* No wonde Nigerians (citizens) are left at the mercy of Boko-haram and Fulani Herdmen.

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04/12/2018

DON'T TAKE UR WIFE FOR GRANTED

HUSBAND : I can't continue in this useless marriage.

WIFE : U call our blissful marriage useless?
A marriage that is bless with four children can't be useless.

HUSBAND : U can go with ur children .

WIFE : My children?
Am I the one who impregnated myself?

HUSBAND : I don't care?

WIFE : If u don't care, I do.
The children are ours and we must collectively bring them up in the way and fear of the Lord period.

HUSBAND : Rubbish.
U must leave my house tonight.

WIFE : [impatientl.] Give me forty five reasons why I should leave our house to my father's house.

HUSBAND : U are so lazy, u sleep till 8am daily.
Sleep brings poverty.

WIFE : One, remain forty-four reasons.
Talking about sleeping till 8am u know I always pray midnight for God to prosper ur business.

HUSBAND : U are also lazy in bed too.

WIFE : With due respect darling, u are talking nonsense; I can't satisfy u in bed yet our marriage is bless with four healthy children.
Am I a pr******te that will be jumping up and down in bed like dog?
Aren't you ashamed of urself talking to me like this in the present of our children?

HUSBAND : Oh! am talking nonsense.
Woman, I said leave my house now.

WIFE : [laughing tauntingly.] If u really want me to leave our house now then make my breast to stand as it was when u met me.

HUSBAND : Jesus! Emem are u mad?

WIFE : Am not and I can't be mad.
If u make my breast to stand as it was standing when u met me then I will leave this house now anything short of that is negative.

HUSBAND : I will buy u iron bra.

WIFE : Make it stand naturally or we leave together as husband and wife till death do us apart period.

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29/04/2018

* * * CHILDREN OBEY UR PARENTS * * *

It's imperatively expedient to let children know the inescapable danger ahead of them if they refuse to obey, respect and help their parents.
It's not an hyperbole to say that mother carries her baby for nine long months in her womb before delivery then nurture the child to a state he/she can help his/her self.
However, the father is not left out of the suffering called child up bringing because he provides for the family and in addition he correct the child when necessary; now I tell u friends it's unacceptable by the law of God and the law of man for a child to disobey his parents no matter the level of provocation.
Exodus 20:12 "Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee"

1. As obedient child help ur parents fetch water at home.

2. Wash the plates, bowels etc with which food is served at home.

3. Sweep and mop the floor when necessary.

4. Don't go the place ur parents said u should not go because they know better than u.

5. Fetch firewood for them when ever u are in the village as I always do etc, see the picture below.

Conclusively, as a child or youth, the bible made me to understand that even as we obey, respect and help our parents we should also remember now our creator in the days of our youth.
Excclesiates 12:1-3, 13 and 14.

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07/03/2018

LETTER TO MR ABEL

Alas my back bone has broken in tweak

Thy lot is as twee as thy work

Thy fair work speaketh forever

Thus thy death is the commandment of the jew

5 Death our ancestral animosity

Thou that are bribe not

Thou that are call not to dinner

Thy aback is senile

You sit upon our happiness and dash our hope

10 Melancholy shall not be thy cloth

My father at thou even in death

It may be tarry but I shall see thee before the white throne

Thereafter the little children shall take care of the lion in peace

Adieu, adieu my father.

[Senator Abel 07062755207]
I dedicate it to my late father clan head, aka Alilip Abel Idaminabo who died on 14 march 2013 at the age of 100 years.

04/02/2018

* * * LADIES U MUST RESPECT YOURSELVES * * *

This is a conversation between a barber friend of mine and his friend Akpan in Uyo Akwa-ibom state, Nigeria.

[ Enter BARBER and AKPAN.]

BARBER: Longest time man...

AKPAN: Yea, indeed but I have being around.

BARBER: Am looking for my girlfriend, actually she asked me to wait for her here.

AKPAN: Wow... What a co-incident , a girl whom I had a discussion with asked me to wait for her here too; she promised to go home with me tonight.

BARBER: What is the name of the girl?

AKPAN: Happiness.

BARBER: Happi_ what?

AKPAN: Happiness.
What is it?

BARBER: Happy is my girlfriend, she is the idiot am waiting for.

AKPAN: Ah! Am sorry my friend she never told me that she have boyfriend.

BARBER: How do u expect a slt to tell u that she have boyfriends?
Well if I can share her with other guys then I can as well share her with u too after all I can't marry her.

AKPAN: Well I just need a night with her because my girlfriend has traveled to Calabar.

BARBER: Certainly not tonight because I never had s*x for a week now and she promised me tonight.

[Enter HAPPINESS.]

AKPAN: Oh here she comes.

BARBER: [calling.] Happy...
Happy am calling u.

AKPAN: She won't come.

HAPPINESS: Am coming I forget my charger at home let go and get it.

[Exit HAPPINESS.]

Light fade slowly.

Ladies don't u think u deserve some respect?

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