11/08/2026
And the saxophone keeps getting louder year by year ππ
By 2035, you wonβt just be paying subscriptions for Netflix, music, apps, or cloud storage. Youβll probably need a monthly subscription just to unlock the ability to WALK. π
βYour Walking Plan has expired. Renew now to continue walking.β
Imagine falling down because your subscription expired, then renewing it and suddenly your legs start working again. ππ
At this point, I honestly wouldnβt be surprised if they introduce a Premium Human Package:
πΆ Walking β Basic Plan
π Running β Premium
π£οΈ Talking β Pro
π Laughing β Entertainment Package
π§ Thinking β AI Upgrade
β€οΈ Loving β Family Subscription
And if you miss your payment, everything gets locked. ππ
The future is looking very expensive. Better start saving now. π
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