25/01/2023
There was this girl in my neighborhood who classed herself to the point that guys of my level felt afraid to talk to her. She was so damn exquisite, I mean she was really beautiful and every guy had or felt something for her.
I'm this guy, they believed had a way of getting any girl he wishes; so I was dared to ask her out. I wondered what exactly they was scared of, I mean she was just but a girl. Requested for a time range and I was granted, And within the given time I had this girl laid, For those of us wen no too hear English, e mean say I nack am😁, I be Bad guy shey? I know
She invited me for a church program, ion know if it's her church buh she invited me anyways for a sensitive deliverance session.
The pastor was on fire...not literally tho."There is a sister here, you were sent from the Abyssmal pit of hell to abort destinies of young men, using your Beauty and body shape as a bait to lure them into falling for you; Come out now and be delivered" The pastor made a declaration from the Podium and silence embraced the entire congregation.
Minutes down the lane nobody moved. "Since you don't want to humbly surrender yourself to Jesus, the holy Spirit would fish you out" The pastor said as he ordered the church to Clamor "Fire". As he began to Kabosh And Kabash, I was equally feeling the presence of God as the church repetitively shouted "Fire"💥
Before you know, this girl that I slept with yesterday screamed in discomfort as she ran to the altar screaming that fire was burning her, Yeeeehhh 🙆 my mind first cut, sweat rushed out of my body, starting from my nyash like river Jordan. She started confessing " I was assigned by the queen mother to bring the destinies of 77 men to the kingdom for sacrifice and renewal of powers. I already sacrificed 59 men I got the 60th one yesterday, now it remains 17"
I'd have loved to continue narrating this story, Buh that's where I witnessed last before I fainted, they poured me water, I got revived and fainted again infact I'm still fainting as I type.
What's fearing me is my dreams of becoming a renowned writer and an actor one day might have been used as Zobo as a follow-up to the human flesh they feasted on in one stupid Kingdom of darkness jus becuz of one round that I did
Wait let me faint the last one😭😭