Smitten with Smut

19/04/2017

PROMISE we're working on new episodes, aka Season 2, but until then you should read this and nod in solemn recognition whilst chuckling to yourself at the absurdity of it all. We know you can multitask.

All I know about female heterosexual desire that I've managed to glean from decades of reading (mostly fan fiction).

05/02/2017

Pretend to be invested in football today, and listen to our episode centered around a certain Patriots tight end. (Oh, that's what his position is called? Convenient.)

I’m gonna let you guess who picked whom for their “Gronk” moment. Or you can listen for yourself:

22/12/2016

Friends, it's been far too long. We're thrilled to bring you a new episode with not one, but two packages to unwrap before the holidays.

Love is love is love is love, and s**t is s**t is s**t is s**t. I hope you didn’t think we were becoming more sophisticated with our paperback novel and likable male lead in our last episode....

31/10/2016

Happy Halloween, s**tketeers! No tricks, all treats, we've got a very special Halloween episode of Smitten with S**t, where we review some paranormal short stories to get into the spooky spirit!

Just like a BOOLEAN search for “kilted” AND “tentacle” in Amazon… we could have gone on for days on this mini-episode. We read two stories from some paranormal anthologies: Kilted Te****le...

11/10/2016

Did you miss us? Don't fret, my dears. Your favorite s**t aficionados are back with a brand new episode, featuring special guest Amanda Barth!

Well, tarnation! We got off topic about a thousand times during our conversation about Nerd in Shining Armor by Vicki Lewis Thompson . Our beautiful and talented friend, Amanda, bought us actual...

06/09/2016

As it turns out, Gronk would be happy to spike a football onto your butt if you're into that. Are the SWS hosts? Find out in our discussion of "A Gronking to Remember" with special guest Bethany Evans!

Available on iTunes, SoundCloud, and smittenwiths**t.com!

Rob Gronkowski is more than just a football player, he can also read (kind of)! Jimmy Kimmel asked him to read a particularly sexy chapter from the erotic fan fiction novel “A Gronking To Remember.” The best part is when Gronk ad-libs from the book and says, “Man, I bet you he has the biggest piece…

08/08/2016

New episode, new blog post to get you through the week! We had some very strong opinions about this spin-off novel from Chance Carter Romance. We just can't stay away from these wine country bad boys.

What can I even say? Maybe we missed our favorite bad boys and the women who love them. Maybe we missed the feeling of superiority and incredulity we felt in episode 3 when we read Bad Boy Daddy....

28/07/2016

By PURE COINCIDENCE, my treasures... "A Gronking to Remember" will be Episode 9 of Smitten With S**t. Get excited. Get Gronked!

Like so many other NFL players, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has had to deal with his share of lengthy and descriptive fan-published erotica based on his life...

17/07/2016

New episode! Explicit, by Roxy Sloane Author, was a rather meta book about the publishing world, with s**t for days. We found this book delightful, and we hope you'll find our rambling delightful as well. Cheers from S**tland!

Well. It finally happened. We really liked this book! And after reading a few other books set New York City, we finally had the good sense to drink Manhattans during (and maybe before) our...

24/06/2016

Planning to stay in this weekend to beat the heat? Send some time with our next read: Explicit, by Roxy Sloane.

Explicit: A Sexy Standalone Contemporary Romance - Kindle edition by Roxy Sloane. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Explicit: A Sexy Standalone Contemporary Romance.

20/06/2016

Noel brought this sexy beach read along on her honeymoon! Stay tuned for an episode in the coming weeks about this sexy read from The Kelly Ripa book club!

09/06/2016

We were, uh, busy on hump day, but it's better to come late than never. New episode!

Oh, brother. Stepbrother, that is. We struggled with this incestu-ish romance by Lauren Landish, set against the backdrop of a murder case that nobody really seems to care about when there’s sexual...