The Tyranny of Tradition

26/03/2025

I recently tried my hand at sports journalism and ended up with a minor skull fracture and four missing teeth!  metal was much safer.  college basketball fans are animals!

https://www.collegebasketballtimes.com/post/hog-maws-and-loathing-in-north-carolina?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1G8wx67ngn1F7AkSzOhQx0PbUaZfC_kGgdamMaIizc8esK0NTd7hgiNmw_aem_3kALOlDEGyeF7TK-U_qEig

College Basketball Times sent me on location to go up to the Sportsbook at the casino in Murphy, North Carolina and cover the first two days of March Madness. This plum assignment initially appeared like it might be just what I was looking for to lift the pall of doom that comes over me at the end o...

18/01/2025

 Monday begins the freak future!

In a bold stunning act of remarkable leadership President-Elect Donald Trump has announced that he will begin his second term rocking out to the music of two all-time heavy metal greats together on…

13/11/2018

I felt like coming out of retirement for a minute. Nothing to see here except the only metal satire piece I'll be doing until about 2278.

Bass Players Everywhere Commemorate 30th Anniversary of Metallica’s …And Justice For All

21/01/2018

Amazing Cleveland metal!!!!! Sounds like a freight train running over your grandparents.

8 track album

03/07/2017

"Morbidly obtuse or absurdly abstruse…we may needle nose..."

“If Kerry King Can Mangle The English Language, Anyone Can”

01/01/2017

A lovely tribute to some of the weirder Danzig articles that have appeared on this site and others...

Another entry into the annals of Danzig Scholarship.

28/12/2016

New stuff from a band I dig...but I hate the socks this guy has....

2 days off work over Christmas, and nothing good on television. So, I put this together out of boredom. Thanks to Jess for the tea, toast and mobile phone fo...

12/11/2016

Glenn's vocals were found here on YT. Music arranged, performed and produced by me. Buy me a Beer! - https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&host...