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16/09/2026

“Tell me I’m not the only person who does this… 😂”
Last night, I was trying to log into my account.
The website asked for my password.
Easy.
I typed it in.
Wrong password.
I tried again.
Wrong password.
I tried my second password.
Wrong password.
Then I tried my third password.
Still wrong.
At this point, I started questioning my entire life.
I clicked “Forgot Password.”
The website said:
“Enter your email address.”
I typed it in.
Then it said:
“Create a new password.”
I thought, “Finally!”
So I created a new password.
Then the website said:
“Your new password cannot be the same as your old password.”
I stared at the screen for five seconds.
I whispered…
“THAT’S WHY I’M HERE!” 😭😂
So I created another password.
Then the website asked:
“Would you like to save this password?”
I said…
“Absolutely not.
I don’t even trust myself with it!” 🤣
Be honest… how many passwords do you have that you’ve completely forgotten?
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15/09/2026

Jokes funny

15/09/2026

The funny ah 🤣

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15/09/2026

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15/09/2026

Time jokes

14/09/2026

A husband and wife were sitting in church during a very long sermon.

After a while, the wife quietly nodded off. Her husband gently poked her with his finger to wake her up. Just then, the pastor asked, "

Who led the Israelites out of Egypt?" The startled wife jumped up and answered, "God!" Everyone smiled, and the sermon continued.

A few minutes later, she fell asleep again. Her husband gave her another little poke. The pastor asked, "Who gave His life for our sins?"

She quickly replied, "Jesus Christ!" Once again, she got it right. Not long after, she drifted off for the third time.

Her husband reached over and poked her again. At that exact moment, the pastor asked, "What did Eve say after she had her last child?" The wife sprang up, glared at her husband, and shouted, "If you poke me one more time, I'm going

to break your finger!"

14/09/2026

What is the one thing that is
destroying
The world right now ?

11/09/2026

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11/09/2026

Funny 🤣🤣

11/09/2026

Jokes time funny 🤣😅

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