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The Chicken Who Wanted to Cross the Road... Backwards

Once upon a time in a quiet village, there lived a chicken named Cluck Norris. Unlike other chickens, Cluck had one dream: to cross the road... backwards. Why? Because he believed it would confuse the universe and unlock a secret portal to unlimited corn.

So one sunny morning, Cluck put on his tiny sunglasses, moonwalked to the edge of the road, and began his backward journey. Cars honked, people stared, and one old lady dropped her groceries in shock.

Halfway across, Cluck paused dramatically and shouted, “I’m not crossing the road to get to the other side—I’m crossing it to rewrite history!”

Suddenly, a squirrel ran up and said, “Dude, you’re walking into traffic.”

Cluck replied, “I fear no car. I am the poultry of prophecy.”

He made it across safely, but instead of a portal, he found... a donut shop. He shrugged, walked in backwards, and ordered a dozen corn-flavored donuts.

And from that day on, Cluck Norris became a local legend—the chicken who defied logic, gravity, and snack expectations.