26/02/2026
"Wake Up Drama"
This morning, my alarm rang at 6:00 a.m.
I opened one eye… just one… like a lazy pirate.
I told myself, “Five more minutes.”
Five minutes later, I woke up in full panic mode. It was 7:30!
I jumped out of bed like a ninja…
but immediately stepped on something.
It was my phone.
The same phone that was supposed to wake me up.
So basically, I snoozed my alarm,
threw my phone on the floor,
and blamed the universe.
Moral of the story:
My bed is stronger than my responsibilities.
😭😭🤣