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06/06/2013

Penguins walking around-- at Chapra railway station.
With the weather getting colder, many Emperor Penguins are making their way to the city.

22/05/2013

idiotta!!

24/04/2013

12/04/2013

It's just 40 degrees....enjoy the weather...

07/03/2013

Virendra Sehwag will be in Chapra tomorrow to join the protesting school teachers who are striking over pay demand who don't know the difference between Aakash Ganga and river Ganga.

12/02/2013

Proposal to make Chhapra 'capital of India' rejected.

Today the "people of Chhapra" rejected Central government's proposal to make the city capital of India.The people here told Faking News Chhapra that "they don't want corrupt , shameless ,blood sucking and terror inducing politicians to enter the city of Chhapra". Sad news for Delhiites as New Delhi will remain the capital.

11/02/2013

Pope Benedict XVI to resign the papacy on 28 February 2013, will settle permanently in Chhapra as good weather of the city can help him fight Parkinson's disease.

by Faking News Chhapra

11/02/2013

Get arrested :Bill Gates success mantra.

William Henry "Bill" Gates III the former chief executive and current chairman of Microsoft today interacted with the school students of Chhapra. On being asked by a student to share his success mantra he said " get arrested in Mexico for sheer success".
He narrated an incident that how his arrest in New Mexico in 1977 for a traffic violation changed his life and made him a successful person.

Minutes after his revelation a large number of student from different schools of Chhapra were seen applying for visa to go to Mexico and violate traffic rules there.

Faking news Chhapra will provide all the necessary details to the students so that they violate traffic rules for maximum success.So stay tuned for more at Faking News Chhapra.

Share with your friends so that they too get the opportunity to be successful.

11/02/2013

FNC flag on Moon!

10/02/2013

A true colour image of India during one of the nights of last year's blackouts. While almost all of India went powerless our CHHAPRA can be seen glowing as it was untouched by blackouts.
image courtesy NASA.
by Faking News Chhapra

09/02/2013

BANK OF CHHAPRA (BOC) established, Chhapra gets its own bank.

Today the people of Chhapra started their own bank as they needed a city based bank that can keep valuable capital at home
rather than sending the money to Dalal Street.

The BOC is the only city owned bank of India.The bank, having its headquarter at Municipality Chowk Chhapra, has fifteen members in the BOC board of directors as of February 10th ,2013.
All fifteen members are permanent residents of Chhapra.

The bank has been created to facilitate economic development of the city and its people.The chairman of BOC ,in an exclusive interview with Faking news Chhapra ,said that in a couple of years the bank will open 200 branches outside Chhapra and in five years BOC will have 173 overseas offices spread over 34 countries.

As of today the bank has assets of US$ 36 billion thus making it the one of the largest banking and financial services company in India.

For more information on this stay tuned at Faking News Chhapra

09/02/2013

Starbucks: 40 new stores in Chhapra by 2013.

Get ready for one new Starbucks stores a week for the next four eight months – the Seattle coffee giant isn’t joking around about its ambitious growth plans in Chhapra.

The already-massive company intends to have more than 200 retail stores in Chhapra by 2014.

By december 2015 Starbucks will outnumber other coffee chains like Café Coffee Day , Barista Lavazza , Costa Coffee and Gloria Jean's Coffees in terms of number of outlets in our city.

In a press statement issued from its headquarters in Seattle, Washington, U.S the company said that it is overwhelmed by the response of the "People of Chhapra" (POC) and said that Starbucks also plans to open automated systems in some areas. These machines will have 280 possible drink combinations to choose from. They have touchscreens and customers can play a game while they wait for their order.
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