Sanjay Bisht

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During a in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the : "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your ...
24/07/2022

During a in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the :

"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a r**e!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a
long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much
we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:

"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says, "It will be good if a monthly robbery occurs."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal is more important than your .

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers angrily complained:

"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market were now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the .” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

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Amber Heard didn’t lose because the system failed her. Amber Heard lost because she is the abuser. There is a mountain...
06/06/2022

Amber Heard didn’t lose because the system failed her.
Amber Heard lost because she is the abuser.

There is a mountain of evidence against her.
And this isn’t a setback for women.
It is a wake-up call to stop believing someone based
on their gender only.

It is a wake-up call to go back to innocent until proven guilty.
All these so-called feminists mad about it should direct their
anger at Amber Heard.

She is the reason why all this has happened.
She accused an innocent man of horrific crimes;
used all women and domestic violence survivors for her
own personal agenda.

Johnny was abused by Amber Heard, she said so in the recordings played in court. Did you hear them? I know quite a lot of stories of men being abused by women.

Not all women are innocent fragile beings and
Men are not the big bad wolf.

Feminists are angry because they lost the ridiculous "I can destroy anyone by saying anything" card.

I literally saw a kid get expelled from college for r**e allegations even after being proven innocent with video.

The whole "Believe all ___" is a never-acceptable premise.

STOP THE !

18/05/2022

How to kill a LION (Corporate Style)

1. *Pfizer method*:
Hire a lion, give him full rest, pay him more than his expectations, and never ask for anything in the first 2 months. After 2 months tell him that u have to achieve ur yearly target in 9 months, lion dies of fear that if he does not achieve this he will be lost in the jungle.

2. *Amazon method*:
Hire a lion, give him a hell lot of work, and pay him a fat salary more than the industry. Restructure his job as per ur fancies every 6 months. If he kills 2 goats a day, the next day give him a target of killing 20 elephants a day while knowing that there are only 10 elephants available. Lion dies of exhaustion and overkill.

3. *Zomato method*:
Hire a lion and give him a post of a cat, then force the lion to meow like a cat. Give him lots of ESOPs and grass to eat. Lion will eventually die of hope and starvation.

4. *JP Morgan method*:
Hire a lion and give him a 3000-page circular on how to kill a goat. Amend the circular at least 3 times a week. Send the lion to the jungle to inspect how he can cancel the license of the fox, wolf, or jackal who has violated the 3000-page circular. Lion dies of stagnation and boredom.

5. *Microsoft method*:
Hire a lion and give him 60kg of meat to eat every day when he can eat only 30kg. Lion dies of overeating.

6. *Google Method*:
Recruit a lion, ask him to kill an elephant without any cut or blood from the body. Lion is forced to learn from ducks, rabbits, and pigeons how to kill dinosaurs. Lion is provided with 2 wolves to help in killing but with a condition that the wolves will not move or attack. Lion dies of confusion and paradoxes.

7. *Flipkart method*:
Flipkart is out of the race they are still thinking as to what is a lion?

8. *Jio method*:
Hire a lion and show him the forest from far. Keep moving the forest full of opportunities so he keeps running. He never gives up coz there are many like him running. Finally, he retires halfway or dies in a stampede.

9. *SBI Method* :

Hire a Lion, and give him the lowest possible salary and allowances. Start Three -Four campaigns at a single time. Give him unachievable targets. Don't give subordinates. Change software suddenly. Take meetings and threaten him with transfer to the remote branch. Lion dies cursing his bad luck!

😜😂

04/05/2022

Beautiful Story - Must Read 🥰❤️❤️

My wife was sleeping next to me... and all of a sudden I got a Facebook notification, and a woman asked me to add her.

So I added her. I accepted the friend request and sent a message asking, "Do we know each other?"

She replied: "I heard you got married but I still love you."
She was a friend from the past. She looked very beautiful in the picture.

I closed the chat and looked at my wife, she was sleeping soundly after her exhausting day of work.

Looking at her, I was thinking about how she feels so safe that she can sleep so comfortably in a completely new home with me.

She is far from her parents' house, where she spent 24 hours surrounded by her family. When she was upset or sad, her mother was there so she could cry in her lap.

Her sister or brother would tell jokes and make her laugh. Her father would come home and bring her everything she liked and still, she placed so much trust in me.

All these came to , so I picked up the phone and pressed "BLOCK".

I turned to her and slept next to her.

I am a man, not a child. I have sworn to be faithful to her and so it will be. I will fight forever to be a man who doesn't cheat on his wife and tear a apart...

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04/05/2022

Nonsense things in today:

1) We are too shy to talk about *x in public but produce babies the size of the population of Australia every damn year!

2) We celebrate an becoming CEO of a global firm but want govt. job for ourselves as it's safe and secure!

3) Our parents want us all to be like "Sharma Ji Ka Beta". The s*xist society doesn't care about Sharma Ji ki Betis!

4) 70% of things taught in schools are never used later in life.

5) Kids are segregated in colleges NOT based on their merit BUT their !

6) We have fewer globally high-ranking colleges in the country, but students who are able to get admissions to great colleges outside India are termed "Deshdrohi."

7) Someone will copy-paste this, and it will get more than I do!

Isn't it?

What other hypocrisies do you see in day-to-day life?

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Don't worry about being a star, worry about doing good work,and all that will come to you! ✌️❤️💟🕉
03/05/2022

Don't worry about being a star, worry about doing good work,

and all that will come to you! ✌️❤️💟🕉


Twitter is set to accept Musk’s $43 billion offer!!!Twitter is poised to agree on a sale to Elon Musk for around $43 bil...
26/04/2022

Twitter is set to accept Musk’s $43 billion offer!!!

Twitter is poised to agree on a sale to Elon Musk for around $43 billion in cash, the price the chief executive of Tesla Inc has called his "best and final" offer for the social media company, people familiar with the matter said.

Twitter may announce the $54.20-per-share deal later on Monday once its board has met to recommend the transaction to Twitter shareholders, the sources said. It is always possible that the deal collapses at the last minute, the sources added.

Musk, the world’s richest person according to a tally by Forbes, is negotiating to buy Twitter in a personal capacity and Tesla is not involved in the deal.

Twitter has not been able to secure so far a ‘go-shop’ provision under its agreement with Musk that would allow it to solicit other bids once the deal is signed

Twitter were up 4.5% in pre-market trading in New York on Monday at $51.15.Musk has said Twitter needs to be taken private to grow and become a genuine platform for free speech.

The deal would come just four days after Musk unveiled a financing package to back the acquisition.

26/04/2022

🌟 8 Hacks for Instagrammers ✅:

1. Figure out your goals

2. Know your

3. Be realistic when reaching out to people

4. Choose the right

5. Collaborate with other in your

6. Check the

7. Don't buy

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