23/05/2021
You're so fat that when you wear yellow, people think you're a taxi! 😂🤣
CC
Why aren't proctologists called asstronauts?
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Just remember things could be worse, you could have been born a Siamese twin about to go on a date with your gay brother and have only one butt.
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I have a life full of goals, not dreams💯.
I am prisoner of my cell phone☹
I believe in karma and God... They can pull off better plots of revenge than I can.
Laughing shows your true colors.
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I would lose weight but I don't like losing😂
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If you think “Money"💰 can't buy “Happiness”, Then transfer it to “My Account” 😄
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Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
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When nothing goes right, go left.
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Why fall in love,when you can fall asleep. 💤💤
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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my mind I am quite busy! 🤪😂
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किसी के अंदर ज़्यादा डूबोगे तो टूटना पड़ेगा। यकीन न हो तो बिस्कुट से पूछ लो।
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ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
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I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. 🌝😂
CC don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. 🌝😂
