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13/01/2026

name of the game bb. Radicalizing everyone against availability heuristics.

It’s no joke. It’s a rope.See you in the future lol
25/08/2025

It’s no joke. It’s a rope.

See you in the future lol

I’m streaming on Twitch again! Come say hi while I half-paint memes and talk about the history of Soviet propaganda and...
04/02/2025

I’m streaming on Twitch again! Come say hi while I half-paint memes and talk about the history of Soviet propaganda and stuff! Twitch.tv/WatchPaintDryTV link in bio

Seriously though Russia is mindraping tens of thousands of teens towards self-destruction every year. Seriously though ...
27/07/2024

Seriously though Russia is mindraping tens of thousands of teens towards self-destruction every year. Seriously though this election cycle is going to be the most intense psyop in history (so far).

If the fascists win its proof of concept and the future is destroyed. This is the most important election in your life you bozo.

Inktober Day 4: Scallop. Couldn’t think of any good scallop drawings so instead I drew every British person’s go-to bit...
04/10/2022

Inktober Day 4: Scallop. Couldn’t think of any good scallop drawings so instead I drew every British person’s go-to bit of banter they say to Americans at the drop of a hat for some reason.

Inktober Day 3: Batman-Bat: Snyder Cut.This is the real version of the drawing for that I posted weeks ago to this w...
03/10/2022

Inktober Day 3: Batman-Bat: Snyder Cut.

This is the real version of the drawing for that I posted weeks ago to this webzone. In this version I was able to spend twice the amount of time I had to make the original product goofing around with a few image creation AIs and pasting every thing I chuckled about while scrolling through my phone to draw the original image into a procreate thing. Other references include: The Bible, The Jewish Bible, Other Bibles Probanly, the complete works of Herman Hesse, the painting erroneously referred to as “Saturn devouring his son”, and a picture of my cat.

Inktober Day 3: Bat. Facts about Manbat-Man-Bat: Dresses like a human and argues about crime statistics on the internet....
03/10/2022

Inktober Day 3: Bat.

Facts about Manbat-Man-Bat: Dresses like a human and argues about crime statistics on the internet. Is a bat but smugly identifies as an attack helicopter on xbox live. Sneaks hamburgers into the movie theater. Upset about lack of upside down seating options in public buildings and bathrooms.

Inktober 22 day 1: Gargoyle. Little known fact: Gargoyles are actually much bigger internet s**tposters than trolls. C...
01/10/2022

Inktober 22 day 1: Gargoyle. Little known fact: Gargoyles are actually much bigger internet s**tposters than trolls. Calling as****es on the internet “trolls” is Gargoyle propaganda.

Guess I’ll try doing this year until I get distracted. Didn’t feel like finding an ink tool tho so already cheating with iPad finger drawing. Also gonna try and set a limit of like 1 hour a drawing so I don’t go down a hatching worm hole every day.

Fun fact: here are SOME of the easily searchable shill farms operating out of Moscow and St. Petersburg. Among other ca...
02/06/2022

Fun fact: here are SOME of the easily searchable shill farms operating out of Moscow and St. Petersburg. Among other campaigns that they’ve conducted over the last 8 years, they’ve microtargeted children with depression memes which led to a spike in teen suicides in 2016, they were responsible for like 80% of antivax/antimask agitprop that’s caused hundreds of thousands of preventable American deaths, they’ve targeted virginal, rootless disaffected men and boys with radicalization campaigns designed to groom them towards terrorism and murder, they’ve subversively worked to increase the number of r**es and violent sexual assaults by targeting people with psychographic profiles suggesting theyre sexually frustrated and basically encouraging them to embrace malignant attitudes that lead to malignant behavior. They’ve microtargeted toddlers with autoplaying iPads with Spider-Man and Elsa r**e videos on YouTube designed to groom future sexual deviants and serial killers by planting antisocial sexual ideas in the minds of toddlers. They’ve been agitating whites against blacks and cops against everyone. Fueling meaningless culture wars and making everyone hate everyone else in their own society. And on and on.

And the crazy thing is is how cheap and effective it is. Basically $2 million funds a shill farm with 500 employees for a year, and they can basically ruin the lives of hundreds of thousands of westerners a year. Compare that to conventional war where it costs $2 million to kill one person. WAY more bang for your buck than conventional warfare.

And the best part is your victims NEED to defend you and pretend you’re a friend to avoid unpleasant cognitive dissonance about their sense of self. The people being the most actively abused by anonymous foreigners trying to radicalize them towards self-destruction are also the people least likely to accept that it’s happening lol.

Hopefully the Russian state collapses and the shills lose funding soon. Personally I’d really like to see these buildings burn with their employees in them but I’m a bit biased.

Will is not doing wellStarted this painting during the entanglements period and forgot about it. Figure I might as well ...
28/03/2022

Will is not doing well

Started this painting during the entanglements period and forgot about it. Figure I might as well cash in now that he’s just done some of the craziest s**t in live tv history. This is a full blown Janet Jackson’s tiddy event

**toutofme

Start five paintings in one day.Finish none of them.Combine them into one painting.Add a fight club haiku as a joke. Ca...
05/03/2022

Start five paintings in one day.
Finish none of them.
Combine them into one painting.
Add a fight club haiku as a joke.
Call it a day.
Now people are concerned for your mental health.
Art!

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