20/10/2025
Last night was wild! ππΆ I stayed up barking at the bunny mafia! π°π₯ Mom tried to shush me twice, but I was NOT letting those bunnies in, especially with bacon thawing in the kitchen! π₯π When Mom started the coffee, guess who came back? My bacon stealing brother! πΎ Heβs been gone for weeks with a bad shoulder, but magically appeared just in time for bacon day! It's like he can smell it from a mile away what a superpower! π¦ΈββοΈπ₯ I wanted to sneak into the kitchen, but of course, Mom had the gate up. I could totally hop over it, but Iβm playing the long game with Thanksgiving around the corner. π¦π΅οΈββοΈ I need to keep my turkey snatching plans under wraps! So there I was, stuck on the other side of the gate, watching my brother devour bacon like itβs going out of style. π€π₯ He even tossed me a little piece of that crispy goodness! Breakfast was a win, mom gave me my two measly pieces of bacon rations, οΏΌbut not the epic bacon day I was hoping for. πΎπ By the time I made it into the kitchen. There wasnβt even a pan lick.
