18/11/2025
My Experiments With Sambar Stain
I accidentally spilled Sambar on my white shirt. I immediately washed it with water and hand-wash liquid available at that time. But the core stain remained. My wife tried Surf Excel but the stain remained. Then she tried Washing Powder Nirma for "Doodh Jaisi Safedi". But the stain remained. We went for Ujala next, and the stain refused to budge. We tried everything we watch on Television advertisements. But the stain persisted like Karan Thapar's constipated smirk. Simply unremovable.
Now I am left with only one and my last option. I want to contact our secular media. I am especially looking for the journalist who wrote about the Delhi Bomb blast Terrorist Umar Nabi. I came to know Dr. Umar Nabi was a hard working and soft spoken person who loved Cricket. I also came to know he really faced a lot of hardships to become a Doctor and was a popular and a meritorious student. Nobody does such brilliant whitewashing as far as I know. They've turned White Collar Terrorism into shining White Color. That gives me hope. Hence, I have decided to approach the media guys to remove the Sambar Stain from my shirt. What do you people think ? Isn't it a good idea ?