20/09/2016
Hilarious lines by Cricket commentators!
1. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpires’ decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said:
‘I think he is waiting for tomorrows newspapers to declare him out’.
2. In a match Dravid and Ganguly panicked when running between the wickets and Ganguly sent him back from half pitch:
Siddhu: ‘Ganguly threw drowning Dravid, a rope with both loose ends.
3. Navjot Singh Siddhu on Ajit Agarkar:
‘If Ajit Agarkar is an all-rounder then I am Aishwarya Rai’.
4. Geoffrey Boycott during the lunch show:
Sachin may be a great batsman, but he has never been on the Lords honours boards!
Harsha Bhogle: ‘So whose loss is it more, Sachin’s or the honours boards’?
5. Navjyot Singh Siddhu commenting oh Rohan Gavaskar’s performance said:
‘Every thing coming out of cow is not milk my friend’
6. Sidhu:
“Pitches biwiyon ki tarah hoti hai..kab badal jaye, koi nahi bol sakta!“
7. Sehwag hits a boundary and Ravi Shastri remarks:
‘It’s gone to the boundary before you can say KULASEKARA’.
8. During an India-WI test in the summer of 2011. Andre Russel had just dived to save a boundary.
Ian Bishop: Reminds you of a young Tony Cozier, this man.
Tony Cozier: You weren’t even a thought in your parents’ head when I did that.
9. Michael Atherton: ‘It is England but India has more support in the stadium, and the pitch is completely assisting your spinners. Says a lot about our hospitality, right.’
Harsha Bhogle: Well... we let you rule our nation for so many years. I believe that’s the least you can do for us.
Michael Atherton speechless!
