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04/08/2025

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04/08/2025

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03/08/2025

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🤣 Post 5 – Bhai on Rakhi Morning

👦 “Aaj toh bhagwaan bhi nahi bacha sakta...
Rakhi + Behen = Loot & Emotions Combo Pack!” 🥹💥

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👇 Caption Suggestion: "Tag that one annoying-yet-lovable bhai/behen jisko har Rakhi pe lagta hai gift lena janmsiddh adhikaar hai!" 😆

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03/08/2025

🤣 Post 4 – Bhai Behen ki Typical Conversation

👧 “Bhai, tu mujhe sabse zyada pyaar karta hai na?”
👦 “Haan, kyunki tere alawa mujhe emotional torture koi aur karta hi nahi!” 😂🧠

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03/08/2025

🤣 Post 3 – Behen’s Warning

👧 “Bhai yaad rakhna...
Rakhi sirf ek dhaaga nahi,
Tere bank account ka password bhi hai!” 💣😆

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03/08/2025

🤣 Post 2 – Bhai’s Inner Thoughts on Rakhi Day

💭 Rakhi aayi matlab…
➡️ Emotional drama ✅
➡️ Gift demand ✅
➡️ “Tu mujhe pyaar karta hai na?” type sawal ✅
➡️ Aur... mera khali wallet! 💔💸


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03/08/2025

🤣 Post 1 – Bhai Behen ki Rakhi Fight

👧 Behen: “Bhai, iss baar kuch bada gift dena...”
👦 Bhai: “Thik hai, tere bachpan ke raaz sabke saamne laa deta hoon!”
👧 “Nahi nahi... ek chocolate hi de de!” 🍫😂

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03/08/2025

👫 Rakshabandhan Special Post 💫

👧 "Bachpan me uska khilone cheenna,
Uski chocolate chhupana,
Aur phir raat ko uski god me so jaana...
Wahi toh mera bhai hai!" ❤️

👦 "Na kabhi dikhata emotions,
Na kehta 'I love you',
Par rakhi bandhte waqt uski aankhon ka wo chamak...
Sab kuch keh jaata hai!" 🥺

✨ Rakhi sirf ek dhaaga nahi,
Ek vaada hai –
Jisne poori zindagi mere liye talwar ban kar khade rehna hai! 🛡️💖

🙏 Thank you mere bhai – meri life ka asli hero banne ke liye! 🦸‍♂️

👇 Aapka bhai bhi aisa hi hai?
Tag karo usse aur likho "Mera Bhai No.1" ❤️

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03/08/2025

😂 Rakshabandhan Special – Funny Bhai Behen Wali Story 🧶

👧 Behen: “Bhai, iss baar gift kya de rahe ho?”
👦 Bhai: “Emotional support aur free Wi-Fi password!” 😎📶

👧 “Mujhe iPhone chahiye!”
👦 “Mujhe peace of mind chahiye... dono hi possible nahi!” 😭😂

Rakhi ke din bhai ka asli struggle:
✅ Rakhi bandhwao
✅ Paisa do
✅ Emotional bhi ho jao
✅ Aur saath me mummy ke haath ka laddu bhi khilao! 😩🍬

Par sach batau toh...
Jitna bhi lad lein, maar lein, chilla lein —
Ek din agar behen ghar pe na ho toh ghar suna lagta hai! 🥺💗

Is Rakshabandhan,
Behen ka kaam: Gift lena!
Bhai ka kaam: Jeb khaali karna! 😅💸

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😜 Tag karo apne bhai ko aur likho – “Bhai tu lucky hai ki main teri behen hoon!” 😎

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03/08/2025

🎉 Rakshabandhan Wale Din Bhai Ka Real Status:
“Ek taraf rakhi ka emotional pressure...
Dusri taraf wallet ka financial pressure!” 💸😂

👧 Behen: “Bhai, iss baar kuch special chahiye!”
👦 Bhai: “Okay… tere future jeeju ka number de deta hoon!” 😜📱

💬 Kabhi rakhi bandhwa ke laddoo khilaati ho,
Kabhi bina wajah ka guilt dilaati ho,
Lekin jab tu nahi hoti –
Toh ghar mein YouTube bhi boring lagta hai! 🥲📺

🤷‍♂️ Bhai: “Kya chahiye iss baar?”
👧 Behen: “Bas ek car… chhoti si!”
👦 Bhai: “Hot wheels chalegi?” 🏎️🤣

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👇 Tag karo apne bhai ko aur likho:
"Rakhi ka gift ready rakhna warna story me expose ho jaayega!" 😆📸

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Jindgi asaan nahi ❤
25/07/2025

Jindgi asaan nahi ❤

माँ की किचन देशी हो या विदेशी 5 star जैसा खाना माँ के ही हाथो मे आता
25/07/2025

माँ की किचन देशी हो या विदेशी 5 star जैसा खाना माँ के ही हाथो मे आता

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