Rappers HooD

28/12/2015

Working on fir se baatcheet...!!

28/09/2015

12/05/2015

Girls...

05/05/2015

MBA to ENGINEERING Student:" Can u kiss that
pretty Girl..? .
engineer Student:" Yes Of Course!! .
MBA:" If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!.
engg Student:" O.K Done!!
engineer Student gone to near that Girl &
Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!.
Girl:" Impossible!
engineer Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...
Girl:" O.K Done!
engg Student Tightly Kissed her!
Girl Shouted:" you Cheated me!
You Could not kiss me without touching me!
engg Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le
500 Rupees
engineer Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA
& gave Rs 500 to that Girl....!!
Don't challenge engineers,they can do
anything.

23/04/2015

There are 3 phases of life:
1. Birth
2. Ye kya ho raha hai BC
3. Death

21/04/2015

Judge: Do you want to stay with your
mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
Judge: Then do you want to stay with
your dad?
Child: No. He too beats me
Judge: Do you want to stay with your
grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay
with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want
to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with
Mumbai Indians.
They dont beat anybody!!

18/06/2014

Exactly...

17/06/2014

true...

15/06/2014

Genius...

24/04/2014

18/04/2014

Lol...